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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 02-13-2009, 06:49 AM Thread Starter
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Hillbilly Home Security System


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 workboots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & AmmoMagazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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That's what it is like when you visit the Valley....

Just a plain ol' White Goldwing now....
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