Need a laugh?

[cool runnins]

When School Projects Go Bad
A class of elementary students wanted to make a
planter to take home and wanted to have a plant in
it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided
to use cactus plants. The students planted the
cactus seeds in the planters and they grew nicely
but unfortunately they were not allowed to take the
planters home.

A look at the photo below explains why.

The cactus plants were removed and small ivy plants
replaced them and the children were then allowed to
take them home.

The cactus plants had seemed like a good idea at the
time...










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You'd thought they'd seen this one coming no pun intended

[Hodad]

Yup! That's the ticket man!

Thanks man. I needed that. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[cool runnins]

I knew you would get a laugh outa that, now you have to answer me something. Did you laugh out loud? My boss sent me that, it was sitting in my inbox when I got to work this morning.

[Hodad]

I knew you would get a laugh outa that, now you have to answer me something. Did you laugh out loud? My boss sent me that, it was sitting in my inbox when I got to work this morning.

Let's say it was audible... :wink:

Cool Boss..

[cool runnins]

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[ThreeD]

ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I gotta put this on the Off Topic board....
Thanks Cool!

[Hodad]

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Dude, you are seriously wacked! But hey that's cool, I LMAO...

:lol: :lol:

[cool runnins]

Dude, you are seriously wacked! But hey that's cool, I LMAO...

:lol: :lol:

Now your catchin on, you've got me figured out now, guess it's time to start postin in some other states board. :wink:

[cool runnins]

Sorry can't help myself, when I see something funny I have to share it.

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!" In Lebanon, men are
legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with
a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick
or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
30 times its own weight and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)