MnXRider
01-12-2007, 11:25 AM
Steve-O was sitting on his front porch watching the sun
rise. He sees Caps walk by carrying something big under his
arm. He yells out "Hey bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Steve-O says "What you gonna do with that?"
Caps says "Gonna catch some chickens."
Steve-O yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Caps just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset he comes
walking by and to Steve-O's surprise he is dragging behind him the
chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning Steve-O is out watching the sun rise and he sees
Caps walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Steve yells
out "Hey bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Steve says "What you gonna do with that?"
he says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Steve-O yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Caps just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset caps walks by coming home and to Steve-O's
amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning Steve-O sees Caps walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. He says "Hey
bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps says "It's a pussy willow."
Steve-O says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat...."
rise. He sees Caps walk by carrying something big under his
arm. He yells out "Hey bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
Steve-O says "What you gonna do with that?"
Caps says "Gonna catch some chickens."
Steve-O yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Caps just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset he comes
walking by and to Steve-O's surprise he is dragging behind him the
chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning Steve-O is out watching the sun rise and he sees
Caps walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Steve yells
out "Hey bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps yells back "Roll of duck tape."
Steve says "What you gonna do with that?"
he says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
Steve-O yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Caps just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset caps walks by coming home and to Steve-O's
amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning Steve-O sees Caps walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. He says "Hey
bro, whatcha got there?"
Caps says "It's a pussy willow."
Steve-O says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat...."