MidLifeCrisisNC
01-14-2007, 04:50 PM
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a
>tray, because you are dead!
>
>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
>a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their
>car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
>with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
>later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection,
>she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
>the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into
>glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
>stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
>everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the
>hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
>tray, because you are dead!
>
>Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
>your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
>a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their
>car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
>with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
>later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection,
>she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
>the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into
>glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
>stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
>everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the
>hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.