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Country Girl
08-30-2007, 07:29 AM
Good Morning Gents! Rise and Shine! It is Thursday, August 30th! The weather is going to be rainy today, so my bike will stay in the garage :cry: . The coffee is hot, the "DEW" is cold, come and get it :!:

Any of you guys added anything new to your bikes lately? The only thing I have added to my bike is "MILES" :D She now has 51,180 miles on the odo!

Have a great day!

Cheryl

HCAbowman
08-30-2007, 07:54 AM
Morning, CG, here in GA its raining too, so the X will sleep today and then scoot out 1st thing tommorow for the ride to work. Thanks for the coffee, and hope ya have a good day sweetie!!

maxibluz
08-30-2007, 02:23 PM
What about sharing some of that rain with central NC? There is no need in being selfish about it.

Hope you are getting the rain that you need but not a wash out. I feel sorry for the midwest riders.

Have a great day!!

grandpa J
08-30-2007, 09:28 PM
Iam riding every day to work...got wet coming home today..thanks for the coffee!

Disciple X
08-31-2007, 07:56 AM
We are dry as a bone round here. Mandatory water restrictions and all....thank God I'm in the sticks and on well water.

Coffee sounds good right now.

Country Girl
08-31-2007, 08:00 AM
Good Motning! Coffee is on, and we do have DEW!!!

Looks like the weather is going to be great today. I will ride my bike to day!!!

Have a wonderful day,

Cheryl (ride safe)

jwhok
08-31-2007, 11:57 AM
Thanks for the coffee Cheryl. Off today and running
errands on the bike. Since it's solo and local, I'm on
the Suzuki.

May rain here, hope so since we are dry as a bone.

Montanalew
08-31-2007, 01:47 PM
Good Afternoon, Xers! Thanx for the DEW, I need it !! CG, I'm jealous. I'm barely over 16k - time to do that valve thing again :lol: If all goes well, I'll do it this weekend. We've had some "problems" on our system so we're running most of the time now and fixing between runs. On the bright side, I've patched all that can be fixed for now so if nothing breaks today, I'll be off tomorrow :roll: Hey, I can dream, can't I?

jwhok
09-01-2007, 06:20 AM
Lets get this party started.

Coffee is on.

Breakfast is on.

Weather for the morning and early afternoon is on.

Ride em if ya got em.
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I'll be thinking about you while I'm at work :cry:

grandpa J
09-01-2007, 06:30 AM
good morning

Country Girl
09-01-2007, 07:34 AM
Good Morning, Jay!

boothtech
09-01-2007, 09:28 AM
Good morning everybody!!!


Wish I had my scooter down here in Sarasota, FL :!: :!: :!: Beautiful mornings and afternoons to go exploring. Then a grand thunderstorm of a light show every evening!! :D Oh well guess I'll go out to find a new place for lunch on 4 wheels. :roll:

Ride safe!

B. 8)

Joeface
09-03-2007, 10:48 AM
Hope y'all have a great Labor Day. :D

HCAbowman
09-04-2007, 09:35 AM
Hope everyone had a great Labor day and that yall were safe! Im in the process of my next cup of coffee!

boothtech
09-04-2007, 01:16 PM
Hello everyone!!

Just got done with lunch, boy is the seafood good down here!!

Almost time to go back to skool. :wink:

Have fun and be safe!!

B. 8)

grandpa J
09-05-2007, 05:46 AM
good morning

Country Girl
09-05-2007, 06:56 AM
Good Morning Gents! Looks like another HOT day :!: High of 98 :shock:

Joeface
09-05-2007, 11:49 AM
Good Morning Gents! Looks like another HOT day :!: High of 98 :shock:

Can't see how you can get hot wearing that. :shock: :lol:

Country Girl
09-05-2007, 06:17 PM
Good Morning Gents! Looks like another HOT day :!: High of 98 :shock:

Can't see how you can get hot wearing that. :shock: :lol: :wink: I may not have the same shape she does, but my hair looks just like hers!!

grandpa J
09-05-2007, 07:37 PM
[quote="Country Girl":25fr1m17]Good Morning Gents! Looks like another HOT day :!: High of 98 :shock:

Can't see how you can get hot wearing that. :shock: :lol: :wink: I may not have the same shape she does, but my hair looks just like hers!![/quote:25fr1m17]mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!thats good!!

Montanalew
09-10-2007, 05:15 AM
Good Morning, Xers!! Looks like another beautiful day in this neck O the woods; mid 90's today. Makes the work forecast look like I'll be working 14 - 16 hours today :cry: At least I'll have a nice ride to and from (in the dark). Ride 'em when ya can :lol:

Joeface
09-10-2007, 08:51 AM
Good Morning, Xers!! Looks like another beautiful day in this neck O the woods; mid 90's today. Makes the work forecast look like I'll be working 14 - 16 hours today :cry: At least I'll have a nice ride to and from (in the dark). Ride 'em when ya can :lol:

And here I am fussing about 10 hours 6 days a week. You get em Lew :wink:

Montanalew
09-10-2007, 10:11 PM
Joeface, THANX! I got off early, only 14 hours today. I'm starting to think I'm getting too old for this stuff. But I did get to ride to / from work so it wasn't ALL bad.

jwhok
09-13-2007, 04:44 AM
Good Morning.

How about some morning beverages?

grandpa J
09-13-2007, 05:26 AM
please!!! good morning

Montanalew
09-13-2007, 06:10 AM
WOW! An ICE COLD DEW would DO me good this morning 8) I made some coffee, but it's that 1/2 caf stuff the boss likes :lol: I'll have to try to change her mind - you know, "but everyone else likes the high test".

grandpa J
09-21-2007, 08:54 AM
good morning....the SC HOG rally starts today here Greenville! :shock:

jwhok
09-27-2007, 04:52 AM
Where's the coffee?

grandpa J
09-27-2007, 05:40 AM
the new owners are not doing too well! :? :(

Montanalew
09-27-2007, 06:17 AM
Good Morning, Xers! The diet DEW is cold. Bojangles sausage biscuits are now being served hot. We've got coffee for you java kinda folks. Get out there and enjoy the weather! Ride 'em if ya got 'em :wink:

Country Girl
09-27-2007, 06:36 AM
Good Morning, Gents! Well, we finally got some rain!!! We have not had a drop in over 35 days :shock:

Sorry I am late with the coffee today. Have a great day guys :D

jwhok
10-12-2007, 04:50 AM
Brrrrrrr, a little chilly this morning at 45 degrees.

Good Morning.

Have to drive bike to work this morning as daughter #2 must have
my truck today.

Coffee needless to say, is on the agenda. Have some, won't you?

Country Girl
10-12-2007, 07:59 AM
Good Morning, Gents!

Guess who has the day off!!!!!! :D Sure feels great to have a day off (have not had one in 6 weeks!!!) Maybe I will get to ride today. Hope you guys have a wonderful day.

Cheryl

HCAbowman
10-12-2007, 08:51 AM
Heres one for ya, yesterday the high was 85, low of 47, I actually had to pull the leather and chaps out of the closet and ride with them on today, wonder what the windchill is @ 47* with a 75 mph wind?...LOL, coffee is good, hope you all have a great weekend!

Country Girl
10-31-2007, 07:17 AM
Boooooooooooo!! :!: :!:

Good Morning Gents, did I scare ya :?: :wink:

jwhok
10-31-2007, 02:23 PM
Didn't scare me Cheryl, but got my attention.

Meow! http://www.kittens-lair.net/store/en/articles/cartoon5.jpg

Country Girl
10-31-2007, 02:31 PM
Didn't scare me Cheryl, but got my attention.

Meow! http://www.kittens-lair.net/store/en/articles/cartoon5.jpgPurrrrrrrrr :wink:

Joeface
10-31-2007, 08:49 PM
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GR8PHUN
11-02-2007, 02:20 PM
No place to get decent cup of morning Joe.
Closest is the Georga diner.
But it is 14 miles down combat alley(85 south).

I live off exit 120.

By the way Cheryl

Meeeeeoooow wow wow wow.

Joeface
11-02-2007, 10:59 PM
No place to get decent cup of morning Joe.
Closest is the Georga diner.
But it is 14 miles down combat alley(85 south).

I live off exit 120.

By the way Cheryl

Meeeeeoooow wow wow wow.

Go to see you around again. :D

Country Girl
11-02-2007, 11:08 PM
No place to get decent cup of morning Joe.
Closest is the Georga diner.
But it is 14 miles down combat alley(85 south).

I live off exit 120.

By the way Cheryl

Meeeeeoooow wow wow wow.GR8 to see you posting! How have you been?

Montanalew
11-03-2007, 09:15 AM
Good Morning, Xers! CG, scared ain't the emotion coming to mind there kitty kat :shock:

boothtech
11-03-2007, 10:08 AM
Good morning everybody!! :D

I'm about to head out to the chow hall for dinner. Everyone have a great Saturday ride!!!

B. :wink:

Country Girl
11-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Brrrrrr, Good Morning Gents! It's Simply Nipp.. Outside!! Got up early this morning, the temp was 35. We got an early start on putting new plug wires on my bike. Then I took her for a test ride. Temp was a balmy 43 :shock: . She is running so much better.

If the temp get a wee bit warmer, I am gonna take a longer ride.

You guys riding today?

Lew, hubby likes that "Kitty" pic too :oops:

How are you doing B?

boothtech
11-03-2007, 12:10 PM
Brrrrrr, Good Morning Gents! It's Simply Nipp.. Outside!! Got up early this morning, the temp was 35. We got an early start on putting new plug wires on my bike. Then I took her for a test ride. Temp was a balmy 43 :shock: . She is running so much better.

If the temp get a wee bit warmer, I am gonna take a longer ride.

You guys riding today?

Lew, hubby likes that "Kitty" pic too :oops:

How are you doing B?

Hey CG,

I'm doing good over here, the company is very happy with my work. I've been doing the in country Program Director's job, due to the last PM found something better. Went from being the welder to the head man in 3 weeks, Man I'm Good!! :lol: :lol: The replace ment PM will be here in another 3 weeks and I can go back to being a rod burner, I hope! Since I've showed them I can handle more, they might not let me go back. :shock:


Ride safe and stay warm!!

B. 8)

GR8PHUN
11-09-2007, 10:36 AM
Where is the coffee?

Nancy drank most of the Java before she left for

Um..
Aaaa..

It's hard to say that four letter word.

WORK.

Ahhh just poured a fresh cup

jwhok
11-11-2007, 03:01 AM
Good Morning.

Coffee is ready.

Have a great day everyone.

Ridemous maximus if ya gotemous!

Montanalew
11-13-2007, 05:14 AM
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

jwhok
11-13-2007, 07:29 AM
Shaken, not stirred.

Good one Lew.

Good Morning everyone.

boothtech
11-13-2007, 09:09 AM
Montanalew

That's one joke you'll have to read with a Sean Connery accent!!!! :twisted:

JKC

Montanalew
11-14-2007, 09:35 PM
A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work.'

Harrillfam
11-15-2007, 02:26 PM
A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work.'
:lol: :lol: Ha Ha Ha He He :lol: :lol: OUCH ! I was laughing so hard I spilled my coffee and burnt myself, If this really happens I will be crying instead of laughing :cry:

Montanalew
11-16-2007, 05:49 AM
A young woman in New Jersey was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Delaware River.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.

"I get food and a trip to Hawaii and, in return, he's screwing me.

He certainly is," the Captain said.

"This is the Cape May - Lewes Ferry."

Montanalew
11-18-2007, 07:33 AM
The setting was the O'Club at Kadena AFB... circa late 60's or early 70's.

The participants were an SR-71 crew, a Captain and Co-pilot from Continental... and two young school teachers for the US Government schools in Okinawa (actually, the last two should be called targets of opportunity).

Ain't no way to say it nicely; but 'Round Eyes' were a hot commodity in those days... especially unmarried ones. Our two young ladies were enjoying the unabashed and total focus of the four gentlemen sitting at the two tables on either side of them... 'Fight on'!

Since it was a 'Dirty Shirt' bar... our two young studs were in flight suits, hepped up a little from their latest 'overflight' mission... fearless and bullet proof... they surveyed the opposition and knew they were already in the saddle... or soon would be... no real threat on the scope.

The Captain, while still handsome... was a bit long in tooth, a former Spad driver he was... his co-pilot was of the jet age, having flown 'Scooters' on little boats, until opting for the 'Good Life' that the airlines promised.

Our two young damsels, were almost immediatly overwhelmed by the two young 'flat bellies'... in their formfit flight suits... covered with patches... they represented all that was good... about virle, young, American manhood. They were in awe.

Even though the good Captain had bought their drinks... it was obvious, our two SR types had the upper hand. One of the young ladies, looking at a patch on the shoulder of one of the two studs, asked what it meant... the patch was red (compliments green, Air Force guys know about such things). In the middle was the word 'Habu'... and just above it was a sinister looking snake. Above it was written... Lockheed Super Bird SR-71... just below that was... MACH 3 +... and just below that was written... 80,000 +.

'Studley do right'; knew it was time for the kill... he told the young ladies that 'Habu' was the nickname of the airplane he flew... since they were new on the island, they weren't familiar with the notorius venomus snake that lived in the jungles surrounding them.

At this point the prettier of the two sweet young things asked, 'What does match three mean'? Our steely eyed young buck knew it was all over but the shouting... loud enough for most of the club to hear... he firmly, but politely corrected her mis-pronunciation and explained that Mach was a technical word that stood for the speed of sound... 'Mach 3+ means I've flown over 3 times the speed of sound'... and in a moment of sheer brilliance, he looks at the two airline types and says to the Captain, 'Hey old man, you ever been above Mach 3'? In a humble mumble... the good Captain acknowledged he had not.

Studley knew her next question... and before she could even ask... he went on to explain that the 80,000+ stood for flying above 80,000 feet. And then Studley went too far... in a final move intended to seal the deal... Studley, erect and steely eyed, looked at our humble Captain and said what he should not have said; 'Ever been above 80,000 old man'?

Our humble Captain looked at Studley; then ignoring his protagonist... he cracked a half smile, stared at the two young sweet things, looking for signs of understanding for what he was about to say... He then very calmly and eloquently said, 'Only on my W-2 form hotshot, only on my W-2'!

Studley had no idea he'd just been smoked! He had no idea; that the other gender, no matter what degree of blondness, or air filling of head... wouldn't know Mach from match... but they all knew what a W-2 was... it was a 'woman thing'... it was innate... it was in their bones... and shortly it was over... our good Captain then said, 'Why don't you ladies join us for dinner'? An agreement was quick in coming and as they left for parts unknown... Studley sat there stunned... having no idea what went wrong.

As Corkey was fond of saying, 'The genies of fate had just urinated on the best intentions of a young man'. A simple government form, had just trumped the fastest and highest flyer in the world... ain't life a bitch?

Country Girl
11-18-2007, 07:54 AM
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Have a GREAT DAY, Gents :wink: 8)

MidLifeCrisisNC
11-18-2007, 08:33 PM
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will praise you!


that was bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Have a GREAT DAY, Gents :wink: 8)

boothtech
11-19-2007, 12:04 AM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.



2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.



3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.



4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.



5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.



7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.



8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS



If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



Laugh and Be Well.

boothtech
11-19-2007, 02:45 PM
The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
To empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
Bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
You want a bed near the window?"

DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

B. :lol:

boothtech
11-23-2007, 11:57 PM
A SPANISH Teacher



Was explaining to her class

that in Spanish, unlike English,

nouns are designated as either

masculine or feminine.


"House"

for instance,

is feminine:

"la casa."


"Pencil,"

however,

is masculine:

"el lapiz.."


A student asked,

"What gender is 'computer'?"


Instead of giving the answer,

the teacher split the class into two groups,

male and female,

and asked them to decide

for themselves whether

"computer"

should be

a masculine or a feminine noun.


Each group was asked

to give four reasons

for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that

"computer"

should definitely be

of the feminine gender

("la computadora"),

because:

1. No one but their creator

understands their inte rnal logic;


2. The native language

they use to communicate

with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else;


3. Even the smallest mistakes

are stored in long term memory

for possible later retrieval; and


4. As soon as you make

a commitment to one,

you find yourself spending

half your paycheck

on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women's group,

however, concluded

that computers should be Masculine

("el computador"),

because:

1. In order to do anything

with them,

you have to turn them on;


2. They have a lot of data

but still can't think for themselves;


3. They are supposed

to help you solve problems,

but half the time

they ARE the problem; and


4. As soon as you commit to one,

you realize that if you

had waited a little longer,

you could have gotten

a better model.


The women won.

davemack
11-25-2007, 01:20 PM
Not a joke, but a letter fowarded to me..
Allthough I'm not a fan of lawers, I'd use this one...



Subject: ONE LAWYER YOU HAVE TO LOVE

As most of you receiving this know, New Orleans residents are challenged often with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, making it quite difficult to establish ownership.

Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client that I thought was absolutely priceless!! This is one lawyer you gotta love!!...... It's too good not to share!

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted, if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated ba ck to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.

After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:

(Actual letter): 'Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin.'

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

'Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 h as been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years covered by the present application.

I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S. from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application.

For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella.

The good queen, Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition.

Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it AND the FHA.

I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our loan?'

The loan was approved.

GR8PHUN
12-04-2007, 11:53 AM
Cheryl

Will you please put a coffee pot under the tree?
Jwhok last brewed coffee on Nov 11.

Me thinks you need to come down and re-open the resturant :chef3:

jwhok
12-06-2007, 08:29 AM
Good Morning.

Have to work late so I slept in.

The Christmas fairy must have been listening
as I do have a new coffee pot.

And, coffee is ready.

Country Girl
12-06-2007, 07:08 PM
Well, I see that I have been missed!!!! Guess I better get busy and have that coffee ready in the morning :wink:

Hope you guys have had a great day :!: See ya in the morning.

Cheryl

grandpa J
12-07-2007, 05:43 AM
Im waiting!

jwhok
12-07-2007, 06:40 AM
Me too.

Montanalew
12-07-2007, 06:46 AM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins

Country Girl
12-07-2007, 06:56 AM
OOPS, I slept in this morning :oops: Sorry guys :?
I will try to do better, tomorrow :!:

Funny Lew :wink:

jwhok
12-07-2007, 07:00 AM
My Mom sent this to me this morning.

Grab a cup and take a minute to enjoy.

http://ecard.ashland.edu/2004admission/index.html

GR8PHUN
12-07-2007, 10:00 AM
Finally a good cup of coffee worth the wait.

Tomorrow breakfast is on me.

Cat-face bisquits.
Over easy eggs,(so I can dip the bisquits in the yokes)
Country ham.
Grits with red-eye gravy.

grandpa J
12-08-2007, 06:56 AM
where is the coffee??? :x the new owners are.............. :x

Montanalew
12-08-2007, 07:28 AM
Need . . . Diet . . . DEW . . . must have caffiene :shock:

jwhok
12-08-2007, 08:12 AM
Where is the java mill?

Montanalew
12-10-2007, 06:08 AM
Got diet DEW! The sausage biscuits are ready! The coffee's brewin'! Ride 'em if ya got 'em :shock:

Harrillfam
12-10-2007, 08:14 PM
:( Coffee pots dry :(

jwhok
12-11-2007, 03:02 AM
Good Morning.

Just made a pot and it's ready to go. In a few minutes
we'll have bacon and eggs, grits or toast.

Y'all get cha eat on, ya hear?

Montanalew
12-11-2007, 06:13 AM
Another BEAUTIFUL day predicted here. Eat quick. Get yer caffeine. RIDE :lol: 8)

Country Girl
12-15-2007, 05:48 AM
Wake Up :!: :!: The coffe is ready. Do you guys have your Christmas shopping done? All I have left to do is wrap gifts.

What is the weather like in the Carolinas tody? We have a winter storm warning here. So far it has not started to snow/rain/sleet, yet. Winter, yuk :roll:

jwhok
12-15-2007, 09:31 AM
Morning Cheryl,

Thanks for the coffee.

Almost done shopping. Need to do some wrapping though.

Weather is getting colder but not wet yet. Riding has been
great the last few days as it's been down right balmy.

Harrillfam
12-15-2007, 12:04 PM
Good coffee this morning! Thanks! Here in the Upstate its Very Cloudy and Chille, suppose to rain :( Almost two weeks of perfect riding weather and then on a Saturday its supposed to rain :D

grandpa J
12-23-2007, 07:34 AM
I got coffee!

Country Girl
12-23-2007, 07:39 AM
Mmmmmmmmm, good coffee :!:

grandpa J
12-23-2007, 07:52 AM
Mmmmmmmmm, good coffee :!: Good morning CB

Country Girl
12-23-2007, 07:56 AM
[quote="Country Girl":3886u5w1]Mmmmmmmmm, good coffee :!: Good morning CB[/quote:3886u5w1]Good Morning, Jay :!:

Are you ready for Christmas?

boothtech
12-23-2007, 09:14 AM
Merry Christmas CG and a Happy New Year, and the same to everyone on the Carolina board!!

B :wink:

Country Girl
12-23-2007, 12:36 PM
Merry Christmas CG and a Happy New Year, and the same to everyone on the Carolina board!!

B :wink:Merry Christmas to you too :!: :)

jwhok
12-24-2007, 05:31 AM
Merry Christmas everyone,
and Happy New Year.

May Santa bring you all your heart's desires.