Laugh it's friday!

[MnXRider]

Figured I would keep the jokes up a bit longer, what the heck. Haven't picked on Xpatch yet ;)

Xpatch, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance.

He asks, 'How am I doing?
The prostitute replies, 'Well Xpatch, old sailor, you're doing about
three knots.'

'Three knots,' he asks? What's that supposed to mean?'

She says:

'You're knot hard,
You're knot in, and
You're knot getting your money back.'

:D

[MnXRider]

One more...

After many years of marriage, a X'n and his wife were lying in bed one
evening, when the Mrs. felt old Dan begin to fondle her in ways
he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her
shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts,
stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side,
passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the
uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her
right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

I found the remote,' he mumbled.

[birdiemn]

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That was just the wake up I needed today! That one with Dan is the funniest yet!

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