Tall Dog
03-27-2008, 06:31 PM
Some quick answers to short stupid questions as might have been told by some quick witted folks
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Mick: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high
should you be?
A. Russ aka Chief: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. Cool Ed: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Brewski: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. If you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Wheels Queen: No; wait until morning.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Tros: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. V45 Kim: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Cool Ed again: You ask me one more growing old question , and I'll give you a gesture you' ll never forget.
Q. Why do Biker’s wear leather?
A. Tough guy Herbie: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Gentile: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q.. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Jamie C: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. KFC: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Lulu: Unfortunately , I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Whit: Make him bark?
Q. According to CNN survey, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. SDG: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Bobo: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head, what was he trying to do?
A. Harley Phil: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Bobo again: Who told you about my elephant?
Q.When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Don Hiawatha MC: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. According to married women, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Mrs. Tall Dog : Point and laugh
It must be time to ride :roll: :roll: :wink:
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Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Mick: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high
should you be?
A. Russ aka Chief: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. Cool Ed: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Brewski: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. If you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Wheels Queen: No; wait until morning.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Tros: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. V45 Kim: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Cool Ed again: You ask me one more growing old question , and I'll give you a gesture you' ll never forget.
Q. Why do Biker’s wear leather?
A. Tough guy Herbie: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. You've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Gentile: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q.. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Jamie C: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. KFC: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Lulu: Unfortunately , I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Whit: Make him bark?
Q. According to CNN survey, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. SDG: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Bobo: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head, what was he trying to do?
A. Harley Phil: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Bobo again: Who told you about my elephant?
Q.When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Don Hiawatha MC: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. According to married women, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Mrs. Tall Dog : Point and laugh
It must be time to ride :roll: :roll: :wink:
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