t-dog
07-23-2008, 01:22 PM
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
And the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first: the car, e-mail, always something
more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
Silently for a short time and then went into the House.
I was gone a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.
'When You finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep
the
driveway.
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
And the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first: the car, e-mail, always something
more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
Silently for a short time and then went into the House.
I was gone a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.
'When You finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep
the
driveway.
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp