Lawnmower Broke

[bottletop]

My lawnmower broke and Bonnie said I should get it fixed but I put it off because I had other things to do. Like reading emails, watching t/v, checking the vtx boards, stuff like that. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I got home today she was sitting in knee high grass trimming around her flower garden with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. Being the smart a$$ that I am I went inside and got a toothbrush. I told her when she was done cutting the grass she could sweep the driveway. My Dr. told me the stab wound would heal O/K but I will walk with a slight limp for awhile. Hopefully I will see y'all March 1st.

[Y2K_Chief]

Your wound will heal. I suffer from the same illness. There is no cure.

[TASSY5]

My lawnmower broke and Bonnie said I should get it fixed but I put it off because I had other things to do. Like reading emails, watching t/v, checking the vtx boards, stuff like that. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I got home today she was sitting in knee high grass trimming around her flower garden with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. Being the smart a$$ that I am I went inside and got a toothbrush. I told her when she was done cutting the grass she could sweep the driveway. My Dr. told me the stab wound would heal O/K but I will walk with a slight limp for awhile. Hopefully I will see y'all March 1st.

I WOULD NOT HAVE GONE THERE. :banghead:
BUT I GUESS YOU LIKE THE DOG HOUSE
:wrong:

[rw2]

My wife said she get you a good deal on a riding one when they come in on the cratch and dent truck its a craftsman

[Fr8Hauler]

GEEZ LOUISE BT. I bout fell of my chair with that one...:yikes:

I thought I was bad....:twisted:


Of course. Though I've not seen it, from what I have heard bout his dog house, it aint to shabby........:popcorn:

[techguru]

My lawnmower broke and Bonnie said I should get it fixed but I put it off because I had other things to do. Like reading emails, watching t/v, checking the vtx boards, stuff like that. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I got home today she was sitting in knee high grass trimming around her flower garden with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. Being the smart a$$ that I am I went inside and got a toothbrush. I told her when she was done cutting the grass she could sweep the driveway. My Dr. told me the stab wound would heal O/K but I will walk with a slight limp for awhile. Hopefully I will see y'all March 1st.

Want to borrow mine ?

[bottletop's wife]

The grass is cut, the yard is clean. Someone will be in the doghouse for a long time, but that is OK with me. Everytime he goes in the doghouse, I get to travel somewhere fun......I am looking at a girls week cruise. Daryl gets to stay in the doghouse till I return. It pays for him to get stupid with me. :lol:

[wanderingbear]

Too funny it's great to see a couple who can joke with each other. At least you could have brought her a hair dryer to blow the driveway off this is 2009.

[bottletop's wife]

We're talking about Daryl here.
Oh Poor Daryl, now he's ill. He's lost in a fog (dizzy).