Pirate's Night At Engel's Pub In Edmonds

[X-Beast Driver]

There's a quaint little Biker Bar in Edmonds that is having a Pirate's Night this Tuesday, Feb 24th. They're having some kind of promotional thing for Sailor Jerry's Pirate Rum. I had a shot of that stuff the other night and I can attest to the fact that it is some pretty smooth chit! The Bar Keep said he knows somebody who is a Johnny Depp look alike and he is trying to get him to show up for the event. Engel's is located at 113 5th Ave. S. in Edmonds. Phone number (425) 778-2900

See you Tuesday night. Arrrgh!!!! :doorag:

[jester429]

So a pirate walks into a bar with the ships wheel sticking out of his fly. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him a minute then asks " hey Mr. Pirate, why do you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly" the pirate responds, " Arrrrg, I dunno but it's driving me nuts!!!" :lol: :dontknow:

[X-Beast Driver]

A pirate goes into a bar and orders a pint of rum. The barkeep notices that the pirate has a wooden peg leg, a hook on his right arm and a patch over his eye. The barkeep asks the pirate "hey mate, what happened to yer leg?" The pirate says "Arrrrgh! I had to walk the plank once a long time ago and a shark bit me leg off." The barkeep then points to the pirate's hook and says "OK, mate then please tell me what in heaven's name happened to yer arm?" The pirate says "Arrrrgh! I boarded a ship once and got me arm cut off in a sword fight." The barkeep shakes his head in disbeleif and says "ok, I can understand that but what in the hell happened to yer eye?" The pirate says "arrrrgh! A seagull chit in me eye!" The barkeep shakes his head in disbelief and says "How can a bloody seagull put yer eye out?" And the pirate says "arrrrgh! It was me first day with the hook!"

[senor-mouse]

Pirate on Jeopardy...
"I'll take Pirate Phrases Beginning with Arrr for $200, Alex."

groan

[X-Beast Driver]

Pirate on Jeopardy...
"I'll take Pirate Phrases Beginning with Arrr for $200, Alex."
groan

Mike, are you gonna go to this pirate's plunder? It's only about 5 minutes from your house.

[Brick]

Hey Jeff. What time are you planning on showing up? I may be there, but it won't be until after 8:30.

[X-Beast Driver]

Hey Jeff. What time are you planning on showing up? I may be there, but it won't be until after 8:30.

I think it starts around 7 or so. I'll prolly show up around that time and stay there for 'till around 10 or so. I'll prolly have to drink some coffee before I drive home to keep the cops off my back. I won't be riding my bike there. Weather is supposed to be crappy anyway.

Jeff

[Brick]

"But I don't wanna be a pirate."

[X-Beast Driver]

"But I don't wanna be a pirate."

Well mate, take yer pick, walk the plank or get keel hauled! Arrrrgh!

[jester429]

Arrrr the code, well they are more like guidelines really :dontknow:

[X-Beast Driver]

I went there last night and I was the only X-Driver there! I made a good showing for myself and now that Pirate's Night is over all the women and childeren in Edmonds are safe....for now! Arrrgh!

[Brick]

Sorry I didn't show Jeff. My girlfriend had to work and her daughter was really sick. I spent the evening taking care of her.

[X-Beast Driver]

Sorry I didn't show Jeff. My girlfriend had to work and her daughter was really sick. I spent the evening taking care of her.

Nuthin' a bottle of Pirate's Rum won't take care of! :joke:

[Brick]

Pirates Rum for a 17 year old girl. You ARE a pirate!

[X-Beast Driver]

Pirates Rum for a 17 year old girl. You ARE a pirate!

Arrrgh!:doorag::joke: