MnXRider
02-27-2009, 04:26 PM
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted
to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't
know anything about each other.' He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other
as we go along.'
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two
and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three
rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out
and cut the water like a knife After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we
went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay
down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'
'No.' she said, 'I was a hooker in Stillwater MN and I worked both sides of the St. Croix.'
to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't
know anything about each other.' He said,
'That's all right, we'll learn about each other
as we go along.'
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two
and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three
rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out
and cut the water like a knife After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You
see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we
went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay
down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'
'No.' she said, 'I was a hooker in Stillwater MN and I worked both sides of the St. Croix.'