Hey ya'll

[wench]

Just wanted to pop in say hi to you all, joe says I never visit this board and hes right. I dumb in a blonde kinda way ( no pun intented) I posted this on the Wisconsin board but I am passing it on to you all.
THE SENILITY PRAYER:
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God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.





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Now that I'm 'older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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TWO - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
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THREE -Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
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FOUR -All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
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FIVE -If all is not lost, where is it?
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SIX -It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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SEVEN -Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
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EIGHT - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
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NINE -It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
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TEN -Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
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ELEVEN -If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
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TWELVE -When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
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THIRTEEN -It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
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FOURTEEN -The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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FIFTEEN -These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
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SIXTEEN -UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT AND DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER. http://www.thisfunsforyou.com/image/funpages/senility/brain.gif


:agree:

[RedrdrX]

Well You Haven't. :grin:


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