Brother Tried to KILL Me!

[numberc44]

On a recent trip to Japan had the oppertunity to go to a Sushi House that specialzes in Fugu its a Puffer fish eaten Raw... when prepared properly its very good very...very expensive..it was also FREE!
If prepared improperly the poison numbs your entire body starting at your mouth lips etc...25-30 people die each year from trying this....
Now the attempted murder...
After dining on what I thought was my share I excuse myself to the benjo (john) upon returning my brother commented it would be rude to waste anything so I started to finish what was left. After taking one bite I noticed my lips were numb then tounge, throat etc...heart was racing resperation was shallowing out started perspiring, there is no cure for Fugo poisoning period, you just go numb and die.......
My brother started laughing and said I had a vivid imagination and to relax...Holy Sh*t.....relax.....heck if I was going at least let me take my mother in law with me!
He was freaking laughing.......
Then he showed me the Oral Jel he had rubbed on my chop stix.....

Now Revenge

I have a pregnant employee that has given me 2 positive pregnancy test kits.....wait till he finds one in his trash can and his wife finds one in her car!

[Smoke]

If you discount the heart-pumping fear of death part, that was some pretty funny chit..:grin:

Good luck on the revenge, keep us posted. :thumbup:

[LasPulgas]

I have a pregnant employee that has given me 2 positive pregnancy test kits.....

Great story and prank but I can't get past that last sentence....:confused:

[BartowBiker]

thats an old navy gag about the puffer fish ppl have been doing that for years freaking each other out

[Duug]

Don't ask me how I know but, if you add a drop of dishwashing liquid to anything he drinks,...a hour later he'll be dumping a river of mud w/o warning. For best results, wait'll he's over for a BBQ,..then lock'm outta the house. :lol:

[jbeambabie]

In a bar that will remain nameless.......... a bartender that will also remain nameless......... used to squirt about 4 drops of Visine in their draft beer because they were being an a$$hole. That did one of two things (depending on the person) either their muffler fell off while running to the bathroom holding their butt or they would puke. Either way they went home. :D

[LasPulgas]

The possibilities are almost endless...

http://www.shomer-tec.com/department/revenge-products-33.cfm

:mrgreen:

[76VTX]

That's AWESOME on both your brothers part and your revenge. I have 4 brothers and sounds like something we would do to each other.

[Big Texun]

You have to give your brother props - the Oragel trick was funny as hell!

[RoadDawg]

I am sitting here LMAO about this BUT, nojokebe careful because if the other party complains... it is still a legal NO NO to "spike" another persons food or drink...

We now return you to your regular program:rolleyes: :lol:

8)

[Duug]

Cat's half outta the bag so here's the rest.

I keep a small bottle of water in the boat for hand washing,...it has a few drops of soap in it. Anyway,..I'd taken my brother in law fishing. We were out in the gulfstream trolling along. He went into the cabin and grabbed the soapy water bottle and drank a good bit before I saw what he had. About that time he complained it tasted funny. I told'm flat out, why. We both laughed over it. I gave'm some "drinking" water to kill the taste.
Then he burped a bubble. More laughter. We fished and joked around for almost another hour before he even started to bellyache. I offered to head in but, he wanted to fish and swore he'd fell better once he farted.
More laughter.
Then we got a hit,.....Joe jumps up to set the hook and next thing I know he craps his pants like a concrete truck. The deck being wet already,...he slips, falls and craps again.
Long story short,...we lost the fish. Joe lost about 10 pounds in 10 seconds and it took about 100 gallons of sea water being dumped on the mess including Joe,..so the bilge pump could vacate it all and the boat stopped smelling like a porta potty.

Far as lasting effects,...I have no idea other than he sez he crapped like an elephant for 3 days afterwards. :lol:

[aardvark]

Don't ask me how I know but, if you add a drop of dishwashing liquid to anything he drinks,...a hour later he'll be dumping a river of mud w/o warning. For best results, wait'll he's over for a BBQ,..then lock'm outta the house. :lol:


I heard Visine does the same thing...

[davemack]

LMAO!!!

:lol:

[R8TER-VTX]

i just read this thread and i am ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!