State mottos...

[wildweasel7648]

Ok, here is a little fun thing we do on the Winger's site. Name your favorite state and give it a new motto. Here is an example!

Wyoming: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!:lol:

[election76]

Illinois ; we have the best politicians money can buy:doorag:

[aardvark]

ILLINOIS...More Politicians in Prison than in office..

[RoadDawg]

Maryland... Famous for our CRABS:rolleyes:

Sorry about that whole Pelosi thing... (she was born here:oops:)

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[DRIGGS1800]

Florida: Welcome to Florida. Now go home!

[OvErKiLL{N99}]

yeah or " Florida - we have way than enuff old yankee retirees now, so stay the hell out!!"

[W9VD]

Indiana: Where no kid ever wins a spelling bee because we all think you spell wash "warsh" and our politicians can't spell potato.

[Yoidaho]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii81/MVTX/null.jpg ~M

[bslayer]

ARKANSAS: where the family trees have no branches

[RBS]

:oops:Connecticut, The Cradle of Coruption

( 2 Mayors, still in prison. 1 Govenor, did 1year in The Can. 1 former NAACP President just released from prison.) Maybe we should re-name our state" Corupticut "

[cmgoldstein]

Washington, home of the dumbest representatives in DC! (Sens. Murray and Cantwell)

[Chicago-Spike]

Illinois, Where the roads are straight and the politicians are crooked

[Garand1957]

Maryland... Famous for our CRABS:rolleyes:

Sorry about that whole Pelosi thing... (she was born here:oops:)

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I like " Maryland is for crabs....and other disagreeable bastards" ;)

[Ricstir]

This is GODS country, please dont drive thru it like hell


TEXAS

[drtrider]

ILLINOIS- Where our governors make our licenese plates:popcorn:

[senor-mouse]

Tennessee - 6 million people, five last names.

[W9VD]

Tennessee - 6 million people, five last names.

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

That describes the county I work in... nojoke

[dbx]

Massachusetts "The Gay State"

[OvErKiLL{N99}]

dbx i thought california was the gay state, the gayfers all move to Mass and Wash. when Pelosi gave the illegals cali? :popcorn:

[HondaPartsGuy]

Arizona......... AKA Northern Mexico with benefits :-?

[dbx]

dbx i thought california was the gay state, the gayfers all move to Mass and Wash. when Pelosi gave the illegals cali? :popcorn: :lol: You may be right, lots of closet doors opening also, since state laws are condoning it.
Their official moto is "The Bay State" but I believe Mass was first in legalizing gay marriage, or maybe Vermont, but VT repealed it.
Liquor Licenses and Packing Permits are available in several states now.

[scoobydoo]

Mississippi. Where there are a bunch of baddazz mofos. Especially the ones that ride HD motorcycles....nojoke:lol:

[RedWings]

Ohio ... at least we're not Michigan:

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z138/stategreetings/slogans/ohio.gif



:lol:

[Chicago-Spike]

Texas;

We're so windy 'cause Oklahoma SUCKS!!

[crew]

Florida: Welcome to Florida. Now go home!

Florida ...

You've seen us drive ...

You've seen us vote ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUtW3rOkz4

:crew:

[Wolfcub]

Ohio... You can always count on us to put the right person in the Whitehouse.

Yeah right.

[tiny2709]

Tennessee- the inventor of the TOOTHbrush

[aardvark]

Tennessee- the inventor of the TOOTHbrush

OR...
Tennessee..where you yell at your 12 year daughter for smokin at the Dinner table........in front of her kids....

[mojoguy]

http://ladybuglinks.com/images/plywoodState.jpg

[Glennok]

Illinois:

Where women are women, and so are their men.

[aardvark]

OKLAHOMA..where the wind blows,and so do the residents...

[Yoidaho]

Hawaii Cum Get Leid... :dontknow:
~M

[RAH16]

Georgia: "Don't blame us we didn't vote him in" Talking about Jimmy Carter
Massachusetts aka Taxachusetts, where only the working man is truly poverty stricken.

[RAH16]

Hawaii Cum Get Leid... :dontknow:
~M
or NOLACKANOOCKY

[PColaIrish]

Florida ...

You've seen us drive ...

You've seen us vote ...


:crew:

... You've seen what happens when you allow retirees to migrate here in herds. (We used to be such a nice state to live in)

[stthomas]

RHODE ISLAND --- YES WE REALLY ARE A STATE:grin: or RHODE ISLAND MAKE US AN OFFER

[morrisjeff]

KY :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow:

[BOYDOG]

TENNESSEE - Where yankee women come to get naked and party.

[aardvark]

TENNESSEE...The UNI-BROW STATE.....

[mojoguy]

TENNESSEE - Where yankee women come to get naked and party. http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/image.php?u=33794&dateline=1249589824 (http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/member.php?u=33794)

Me likes the avatar............something about boobs, bikinis and weapons :thumbup:

[aardvark]

http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/image.php?u=33794&dateline=1249589824 (http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/member.php?u=33794)

Me likes the avatar............something about boobs, bikinis and weapons :thumbup:

But what about her face..?


http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/11/11/ugly_girl.jpg

[Duug]

... You've seen what happens when you allow retirees to migrate here in herds. (We used to be such a nice state to live in)

EXACTLY !!!!!! Not sayin' some homegrown floridians aren't moonbats too but, by far,...most of the idiots we have moved here from somewhere else.

[BOYDOG]

But what about her face..?


http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/11/11/ugly_girl.jpg
11934It's Joann, in the middle.

[aardvark]

Much better..

http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11934&d=1249933285

[mojoguy]

http://www.vtxoa.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=11934&d=1249933285


:thumbup:

[scoobydoo]

...And 90% of the homes are on wheels. ;) :lol:

That just ain't right:smile::thumbup:

[crew]

... You've seen what happens when you allow retirees to migrate here in herds. (We used to be such a nice state to live in)

... but then Ponce got here and it went straight to #ell ...

but ...

opinions vary ...

all blessings ....

crew

:crew:

[ajski]

North Carolina, just a tank away from West Virginia.

[purelure]

New Jersey. Where a wilderness is an unlined parking lot.nojoke
Where they fix traffic congestion by putting up another
red light.nojoke
What exit are you near?
How the he11 am I supposed to see the stores with those
trees in the way?

I'm from Joisey; youse gotta problem wit dat?

[readtrio]

New Jersey... Where the roads are straight, but or Governor aint. (James McGreevey) :yikes:

:popcorn::popcorn:

[Beast Rider]

North Carolina: "We don't need no stinkin' turn signal."

[Pointman762]

Indiana: Where no kid ever wins a spelling bee because we all think you spell wash "warsh" and our politicians can't spell potato.

I always preferred "Where the shortest distance between two points is usually under construction" :thumbup:

[Rowie]

New York:

Where the men love taxes and the banks aint scared....

Open for taxes, never closed for budgets

Where living is fast, decision making is slow

[jbeambabie]

Indiana- We grow a higher class of superstar child molesters.

http://www.singerpictures.com/images/pic/m/michael-jackson/11053_th.jpg (http://www.singerpictures.com/michael-jackson-picture-11053.html)

[Hardway]

New Mexico: Home of corrupt politicians and the illegal immigrant sanctuary state

[Jonathan]

Louisiana, if you can get passed the crooked politicians, crappy roads, punishing humidity, and bad school system, we're pretty darn ok. (We've gone long strides on the crooked politicians, New Orleans is still bad though)

Now for some other states.
Texas, the under construction state. (I've traveled to Texas at least once a year fro 15 years now, and I've never been there without running into road construction)

South Dakota, now with our first black guy.
North Dakota, have you heard about South Dakota's black guy?

Florida, we're still trying to figure out that hole arrow thing.

Rhode Island, no, really, we're a state, look it up I swear.

Kansas, because topigraphical features are over rated.

Massachusetts, we invented the whole limosine liberal thing.
Conneticut, no we invented that

[bmac2323]

South Dakota- "Big C0CK Country"

If you hunt, you know what I mean.

http://www.utahbirds.org/birdsofutah/BirdsL-R_2/RingNeckedPheasantLG1.jpg

[bmac2323]

Kansas, because topigraphical features are over rated.



HEY....we have some hills! :-(

[ajski]

North Carolina: "We don't need no stinkin' turn signal."

True dat :agree:

[rmnc3r]

California, the Cereal State; chock full of fruits, nuts and flakes.

Sidetracked; the reason that New Yorkers have an attitude is
because New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Jonathan]

HEY....we have some hills! :-(


Oh, you from Kansas? What part?

The flat part

[Jonathan]

California, the Cereal State; chock full of fruits, nuts and flakes.

Sidetracked; the reason that New Yorkers have an attitude is
because New Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.


:lol: Those poor devils

Jersey, wear America dumps it's toxic waste

[bmac2323]

Oh, you from Kansas? What part?

The flat part


How did you know? :dontknow:
Are you stalking me?

[RBS]

New Jersy-The Armpit Of America

[Robert Benkenstein]

(OHIO) is that were they grow potato:mrgreen:

[aardvark]

New Jersy-The Armpit Of America


Close....more like "The sweaty,unwashed crotch of America"...

[jetsam]

Colorado..... worlds largest outdoor bathroom

[pme5280]

Missouri-The blow-me state

[Spamaster]

Oregon: Un lugar bueno para vivir del gobiernonojoke

[Capt. Rory]

Louisiana- America's Banana Republic

Good to see Illinois take over our title as the state with the most crooked politicians.

[burntx]

Maine = Taxationland (vacationland) :firstplace: ........ Welcome flatlanders, leave your money and go home :lol:

Your from Jersy? What exit?

[tattoo7who]

Texas-glad we're not ya'll and no you can't be us.

[NE1469]

California: Come on over, theres plenty of areas to squeeze through the fence......:twisted:

[Mowoc]

Colorado - the state where we.... Ah screw it we are going skiing.

[Garand1957]

I like this one :joke:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Garand1957/Arkansas20Sign.jpg

[Supertoft]

Washington, home of the dumbest representatives in DC! (Sens. Murray and Cantwell)
:agree:
I'm a native Washingtonian and I hate what my state has become.