The Patch

[LasPulgas]

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet..

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h312/pjriss/border-patrol-patch1.jpg



It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order

[HondaPartsGuy]

I've seen different versions of that story floating around the internet and e-mails. While I'm sure its very probable that a small evacuation would certainly be the result , what you'd be doing (impersonating an officer) is highly illegal.I wouldn't advise it.

[LasPulgas]

Oh come on it's just a patch, not a badge and probably not even official. Besides it's a joke! :joke::joke::joke:

[XRiderChuck]

COOL! I want one.... I'll wear it to the WalMart!! LOL... put them right outta bidness!!
HPG, you might be able to buy a sense of humor at WalMart, by the way...:roll:

[OvErKiLL{N99}]

Oh come on it's just a patch, not a badge and probably not even official. Besides it's a joke! :joke::joke::joke:

i agree with LP - lighten up Francis :mrgreen:, that is funny stuff.

i like the video where the guy picks up a bunch of illegals to work and heads straight to immigrations.
they see where they are and bail out of truck and hit the ground runnig before the guy can stop.
hilarious chit!! :lol: :lol: there up the road yellin' and cussin' in spanish!! :lol::lol:
the guy is in his truck laughin' his azz off!! :lol: :lol: good stuff :-P

wish i could of found it on youtube.com

[Duug]

Bud'o'mine in the Dominican Republic uses a "secret Police" badge he bought at a gun show in Miami. He uses it to get comps on just about everything down there. He's even had people deported outta Puerto Plata.

[big hanno]

I think it's legal to wear...........just not with rockers.:joke:

[Pablo]

That is hilarious. I would watch that YouTube link


i agree with LP - lighten up Francis :mrgreen:, that is funny stuff.

i like the video where the guy picks up a bunch of illegals to work and heads straight to immigrations.
they see where they are and bail out of truck and hit the ground runnig before the guy can stop.
hilarious chit!! :lol: :lol: there up the road yellin' and cussin' in spanish!! :lol::lol:
the guy is in his truck laughin' his azz off!! :lol: :lol: good stuff :-P

wish i could of found it on youtube.com

[LasPulgas]

i agree with LP - lighten up Francis :mrgreen:, that is funny stuff.

i like the video where the guy picks up a bunch of illegals to work and heads straight to immigrations.
they see where they are and bail out of truck and hit the ground runnig before the guy can stop.
hilarious chit!! :lol: :lol: there up the road yellin' and cussin' in spanish!! :lol::lol:
the guy is in his truck laughin' his azz off!! :lol: :lol: good stuff :-P

wish i could of found it on youtube.com

Youtube took it off but they're not the only game in town!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/681069/
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/749896/)

[OvErKiLL{N99}]

Youtube took it off but they're not the only game in town!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/681069/
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/749896/)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: funny the one trying to hit him at the end!! :lol:


i can appreciate our old HD vs Honda forum bud Gabe, he came to this country did it right, became a citizen and successful at what he does for a living, living out his american dream.

where ever you are Gabe here's to you friend :beer3: hope you are still doing great.

[bmac2323]

Sorry its not illegal. You could dress up as a cop and walk around your town all day, and no1 can do anything...its when you start saying your a cop, soldier, border patrol is when things start to get illigal.

[RoadDawg]

Sorry its not illegal. You could dress up as a cop and walk around your town all day, and no1 can do anything...its when you start saying your a cop, soldier, border patrol is when things start to get illigal.

You Sir, Are 100% correct... It is NOT illegal to wear what ever you wish to wear... AND to get this out of the way for the OP... OTFL'ingMAOnojoke (I think it is particularly funny since you are in Cal:lol:)

Now back to the other point... Wear what you want to wear as long as you remember two things...

1) that it IS legal when and where you choose to wear it...

AND #2) that you are willing and able to take what ever results may come of it...

Doot dee Doot dee doo... there ya are just boppin' along in yer rented cop suit and out of the bank in front of you comes the bad guy who just took every last cent from YOUR account... (you were on your way to get beer fundage... remember:rolleyes:) Now Mr. Notsoniceguy sees you in yer special Po Po uneeform and thinks to himself... "HEY SELF... ITS DA FUZZ" :yikes: OOOOPS... NOW he is p.p.pointing that big heater of his down wind toward YOUR noggin with felonious intent:shock:... Just how quick can you 'splain to him that you really AIN'T the COPs. Remember now, he has stopped listening to reason about thirty minutes ago when he started his day off by sticking up the bank because HE was short on beer fundage...:? I sure do hope that rented cop suit came with a ballistic vest and/or a life insurance policy:rolleyes:

Be careful out therenojoke Just 'cause it is legal... don't necessarily mean it's smart:rolleyes:

8)

[mojoguy]

LP................................:lol:


Thanks

[BadMoon]

Well put RD. Alternative thinkin. Wish I could do that. Im the fool lookin down the barrel of a 45.

Thanks
Moon