WHAT LIE???

[ED winegarner]

One bright morning in the middle of the night. Two dead boys got in a fight.The stood back ta back as they faced ea. other drew their swords and shot ea. other the deaf policeman herd the noise and he come ta kill them 2 dead boys.If for some reason you do NOT believe this lie to be true?? ( And for the life of me I can not think of a reason you would not believe this.)http://mail.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/16.gif Then you can ask the blind man cause well he saw it to!!!
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!~! NO LIE!! http://mail.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif


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[RoadDawg]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I come before you, mind you not behind you to address you not undress you, upon a subject which I clearly know nothing about.
It happened in the middle of the day one night when two dead soldiers began to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf and dumb policeman heard the terrible noise and came and killed the two dead boys. If you doubt this story is true. go ask the blind man He saw it too.

And;

Ruben Ruben, I been thinkin' What a smart dog be our pup... He can stand up on his hind legs when you hold the front ones up.

Two of my Grandads favorites... Thanks for the walk though the memories man.

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