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Voimakas
08-11-2009, 05:05 AM
Ebay Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Owner-is-Christs-Grandson-90-Generation_W0QQitemZ290337014942QQcmdZViewItemQQpt ZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item43996f449e&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245#ht_500wt_1182)

I've seen some doozies, but wow, this takes the cake:

*Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!)
He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy - over nine pages hand written - to you with your nonrefundable
deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue,
assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on... Muhammad has
descendants... it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected
through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children).

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY
Dear blessed Millionaire: just think of this purchase as giving back to God's children and works as a form of tithing. The owner promises to
put the money to good use (Real Estate Development blessed in Jesus Christ's name).
God bless you Mercedes Benz concierge!
ScottCWhite
08-11-2009, 05:17 AM
Gotta give him credit for trying to make a buck, lol.
Glennok
08-11-2009, 08:47 AM
The obamama has chauffers now and doesn't need it anymore.
cybrhick
08-11-2009, 12:28 PM
One flaw. Jesus of Nazareth died at 33 of crusifixion, having not had any children. That would throw out decendent. Now relation to Jesus might be verifiable, but, so what? That really doesn't make him anything. I'm sure there are a fewfolks who could trace their linage back to some significant historic figure.
RAH16
08-11-2009, 12:31 PM
And now the rest of the story...

His wife told him he had to sell it.. :dontknow:
Smoke
08-11-2009, 12:42 PM
Hagatna, GU ?




:-?



A personalized license plate "BRAIN." Oy
Biodude
08-11-2009, 12:55 PM
One flaw. Jesus of Nazareth died at 33 of crusifixion, having not had any children. That would throw out decendent. Now relation to Jesus might be verifiable, but, so what? That really doesn't make him anything. I'm sure there are a fewfolks who could trace their linage back to some significant historic figure.

if we are all children of God and Jesus is the Son of God, buy yet God himself as well, as defined in the Divine Trinity, then wouldn't that make us his decedents too and therefor related to the seller as well, and as a matter of fact, following suit, the seller would be my brother and I am his keeper and I think he should just give me the car to repay that service.


(http://www.gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm)
KD3NE
08-11-2009, 02:27 PM
if we are all children of God and Jesus is the Son of God, buy yet God himself as well, as defined in the Divine Trinity, then wouldn't that make us his decedents too and therefor related to the seller as well, and as a matter of fact, following suit, the seller would be my brother and I am his keeper and I think he should just give me the car to repay that service.


(http://www.gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm)

Or at least give you a 'family member discount" ! :lol:
Biodude
08-11-2009, 04:05 PM
Or at least give you a 'family member discount" ! :lol:

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