grundle
08-11-2009, 03:59 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell
them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began
to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But
then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in
Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory,
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle
wouldn't break, and then
her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi t
roops. She shot 15 of
them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the
knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
With her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens', said the horrified teacher. What did your
daddy tell you was
the moral to this horrible story?
'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking.'
Get their Parents to tell
them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began
to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But
then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
Ernie was left.
'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in
Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory,
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle
wouldn't break, and then
her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi t
roops. She shot 15 of
them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the
knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi
With her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens', said the horrified teacher. What did your
daddy tell you was
the moral to this horrible story?
'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking.'