Tell my wife she's psycho

[cybrhick]

Long story, but my wife and I got onto the subject of going to the bathroom. (seriously, don't ask how we got to this subject.) So my wife makes a comment about peeing in one of those hospital "lemonaid jugs". I told her those things are a pain to piss in. She says "why? Guys pee in bottles while driving and stuff, all the time". WHAT? Who are these freaks pissing in bottles? I told her she was crazy. So she says "post it on the board and see". So, here I am. All you guys pissing in bottles (either as a leisure activity, competition sport, or prison punishment) stand up and be counted.

[tiny2709]

When I was in the Army, I always had a spare gatorade bottle in the cab of my truck. When you are convoying, we would only stop 2 times in a 6 hour trip and the cab bounces a lot. So yes, I have peed in bottles but it had to be done.

[mojoguy]

Okay, here is one. When I drove for Sparkletts delivering water, sometimes sitting in traffic here in Houston you gotta go. So, I had empty plastic bottles in the truck and let loose. The problem was stopping when you got close to filling up :yikes: nojokeOnce a guy starts its hard to stop. Now, take a lady in the woods and let her squat and start, then tell her someone is coming...........its shuts off llike a tap :dontknow:

[classicXman]

Long story, but my wife and I got onto the subject of going to the bathroom. (seriously, don't ask how we got to this subject.) So my wife makes a comment about peeing in one of those hospital "lemonaid jugs". I told her those things are a pain to piss in. She says "why? Guys pee in bottles while driving and stuff, all the time". WHAT? Who are these freaks pissing in bottles? I told her she was crazy. So she says "post it on the board and see". So, here I am. All you guys pissing in bottles (either as a leisure activity, competition sport, or prison punishment) stand up and be counted.

:lol::lol::lol:

I had a flight to catch at the Newark airport a couple years ago. It's about a 70-80 minute drive from my place. I was thirsty so I had a 20oz bottle of diet coke with me. About halfway to the airport I had to wizz really bad. Most that know the area, know there is no where to quickly get off 78 before Newark to wizz--so I held it. I get to airport parking and the main lot is full :evil: so I have to drive for another ten minutes looking for a spot in a different lot. By the time I finally parked the truck, that was it, I was going to pee my frickin pants. I dumped out the rest of the coke in the bottle, yanked lil' classic out and let loose. It was a real beech because I filled up that 20oz bottle and I wasn't done yet :confused::confused::confused:. I used all the worldy will I had to stop the flow. Also, fortunately, I have a 4WD so people couldn't see what I was doing as they walked by in the parking lot :oops:

[race66]

she's psycho.

hope that helps. :thumbup:

[Garand1957]

She says "why? Guys pee in bottles while driving and stuff, all the time".
Not so sure about "all the time" :shock:
One time in the middle of the night after a lot of beer at a hunting cabin in the dead of winter with single digit temps.
I just did not feel like going outside to the outhouse :yikes:

[Duug]

Yep. Not only pizzed in an empty orange juice container but, gave it to a toll taker to throw it away. ;)


Then there was the time I got an upset stomach after eating at a roadside BBQ in Ga while on our way back to Florida from NC. I literally sat on a 5 gallon bucket for a hour thru Florida while my wife drove our van down I-95. Her head was out the drivers window so she could breath all the while yelling at me to hurry up,...meanwhile our dog stuck her head out the passenger side and barked " Let me outta here" to passing cars. :lol:

[Bisley]

Can't say I have done it very often as an adult...except when deer hunting from a stand :oops:....but it was standard operating procedure as a kid when traveling with my granddad....an adult having to pee was important enough to stop...a kid having to pee....well there was the ever present coke bottle (6 ounce) which I might add was tossed out the window after it was filled! To this day...I can't look at any type of bottle laying next to the roadway without thinking about driving to Panama City to catch the "deep sea fishing boat" at breakneck speed in a '58 Ford station wagon by a little old man hunched over the wheel :yikes:. Bisley

[YellowFx4]

One time I got to work 20 min early and didn't have my key. I had had extra coffee too. No bushes or other obstacles to hide behind so I refilled my 20oz DP bottle. And still had to go.

Then there was the 1990 snowstorm in Seattle where it took 5 hours to go 10 miles in the city and everywhere was closed so they could sit in traffic too....

[W9VD]

One of my friends works for the state highway department. In the summer he mows weeds along the highway. He is always complaining about hitting plastic bottles full of pizz the truck drivers throw out of their cab. Apparently if the wind is blowing just right when the mower shreds the bottle he gets a very unwanted "Golden shower"...

And yes, I have done it a few times but I dispose of my own! :yikes:

Wifey wins this one. :thumbup:

[LasPulgas]

I have to pee in a cup at work from time to time. Does that count?

[Captain_s54]

My wife used to run a juvenile hoodlem crew cleaning up along the road. She says truck drivers do it all the time and then just toss it.
As for me, lying in a hospital bed recently and not being able to walk I did it like every hour in a bottle because of that dang IV attached to me.

[classicXman]

Don't you wonder why your wife knows so much about guys peeing in bottles...hmmmm :dontknow:

[HondaPartsGuy]

You mean you've never seen those bottles laying all along the shoulder on the interstate Hick ? We used to call it "Trucker Tea". Cuz it just lays in the sun brewin'

Some truck drivers don't even go to the trouble of bottling it. They use a funnel and some fuel line and cut a hole in the shifter boot and run the hose under the tractor. I bet that hot steam coming off the transmission stinks :shock:

[Ghost-Flame]

Oh Hail Yeah!!!! Actually I discovered that if I go through the drive thru I get a 20 to 32 oz drink and save the cup, that's just about right for peeing in the car.... with the tilt you don't wet that fine upholstery... she is right. You're wrong sorry dude.

Here is the other thing I do. Go to the furthest end of a large shopping mall lot park the car so it blocks the view and whiz away w the door open... a minute or 2 and I'm off. been doing this one for 35 years. rest room what rest room?

[cybrhick]

Oh Hail Yeah!!!! Actually I discovered that if I go through the drive thru I get a 20 to 32 oz drink and save the cup, that's just about right for peeing in the car.... with the tilt you don't wet that fine upholstery... she is right. You're wrong sorry dude.

Here is the other thing I do. Go to the furthest end of a large shopping mall lot park the car so it blocks the view and whiz away w the door open... a minute or 2 and I'm off. been doing this one for 35 years. rest room what rest room?

Pissing on the side of the road, or in a parking lot is an entirely differnt deal. Hell, the whole world is a man's bathroom. But I most certainly do not bottle my piss. Never have, and probably never will. But again, she said "guys do it all the time", and from what I'm seeing, some guys do it ON OCCASION.



BTW, Duug, you didn't hand that bucket to the toll booth lady too did you.

[snush]

In my youth, I used to do a lot of extreme cold weather camping. A wide mouth Gatorade bottle is very usefull in the "wee" hours when the temp's are in the -20 deg. temps.:thumbup: It also has another advantage ! It's oh so warm to snuggle up to that warm bottle in the sleeping bag.:yikes:
This tip was passed on to me by some mountain climber friends that pitched their tents on shear rock faces a thousand feet in the air. Their tents would hang with ropes anchored to the rock face. nojoke
SNUSH :thumbup:

[Knight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz43yJU0ZUo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egShYttJU3c&NR=1

[twlinks]

Long story, but my wife and I got onto the subject of going to the bathroom. (seriously, don't ask how we got to this subject.) So my wife makes a comment about peeing in one of those hospital "lemonaid jugs". I told her those things are a pain to piss in. She says "why? Guys pee in bottles while driving and stuff, all the time". WHAT? Who are these freaks pissing in bottles? I told her she was crazy. So she says "post it on the board and see". So, here I am. All you guys pissing in bottles (either as a leisure activity, competition sport, or prison punishment) stand up and be counted.

Yep, sure have. Used to travel for a living and needed to piss in a bottle a lot of times...in Western Kansas you can go 50 miles without ever seeing a tree or bush, so....when you gotta go, you gotta go.

This whole thread woulda been a lot better if you and the wife's conversation had been about "road sex" though...heheh.

[cybrhick]

Yep, sure have. Used to travel for a living and needed to piss in a bottle a lot of times...in Western Kansas you can go 50 miles without ever seeing a tree or bush, so....when you gotta go, you gotta go.

This whole thread woulda been a lot better if you and the wife's conversation had been about "road sex" though...heheh.

We don't have conversations about rough sex. We just start beating each other and screaming F-you.

[twlinks]

We don't have conversations about rough sex. We just start beating each other and screaming F-you.

Lol..."ROAD SEX" man, "ROAD SEX"...not rough sex.

[cybrhick]

Lol..."ROAD SEX" man, "ROAD SEX"...not rough sex.

Oh, crap, where was my mind. Ooooops.

[Yoidaho]

There's actually a roadside campaign to stop the pee bottles littering the highways. ~M
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/images/jugsofpee.gif :barf:

[twlinks]

There's actually a roadside campaign to stop the pee bottles littering the highways. ~M
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html



Probably being funded with my tax dollars too...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[bmac2323]

Truckers do use piss bottles alot. I used to work for a grain company at the weigh house. Right outside the scales there would be 20-30 pissbottles in the grass. It was nasty.

But yea, ive gone in bottles before when I didnt want to stop at a gas station or rest area.

[Bigdog 1]

I can write my name in the snow, even left handed.

[bikepilot]

Well, you're not gonna climb down from your deer stand to pee are you? Spooks the deer.

[Yoidaho]

I can write my name in the snow, even left handed.

:congrats: :pepper1:
Got pictures. ~M

[drtrider]

Its better than the towel heads pissing and sh$$$t through the floorboard of the semi tractors:mad:

[Duug]

There's actually a roadside campaign to stop the pee bottles littering the highways. ~M
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/pee.html

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/images/jugsofpee.gif :barf:

So I did the right thaing handing mine over to the toll-taker for proper disposal? :mrgreen:

[KenzX]

I can't find bottles with openings big enough. :mrgreen:

[hagarz71]

I've done while traveling, pulled over on the sid of the road, no trees and no store to go in. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

[srkr]

I have done it a lot. Being a Process Server and all.

I serve subpoenas, Lawsuits,Summons,Restraing Orders, Protective Orders ...e.t.c.

I'm not leaving till my job is done.
:mrgreen:

Shane
:joke:

[trucktrain]

So I did the right thaing handing mine over to the toll-taker for proper disposal? :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: I wouldna done it, but yeah :mrgreen::mrgreen:

Drove OTR for a lot of years. Kept a Gatorade bottle for just that purpose, but not while driving. I knew a lot of guys that did (while driving), I'm not that talented, or dumb. Used mine when I parked at night. Beat the H outta getting dressed to go in the truck stop. Put the tightly capped bottle in my bag and when I went in to shower, I'd dump it in the john.
When the guys throw them out the window, that's just bad. What guys don't realize is that if you get caught by a LEO with an attitude, you could be charged with illegal HAZ-MAT disposal (biological waste). That would not be good.

As far as letting go in a parking lot, be careful with that too. Knew a guy that stopped on the side of the road to "check a tire". While he doing that, he heard a female voice behind him, "Sir, when your finished, please take a walk back to my car". Charged him with illegal parking, indecent exposure and got him a full DOT insp. Beat the indecent, but it was still a PIA.

[trucktrain]

I can't find bottles with openings big enough. :mrgreen:

TMI, Bubba, TMI

[jamaga]

I have gone to the bottle while out fishing in the boat. That is better than standing up on one end of the boat and letting it go, especially when there is nothing other than residences. Just rinse out the bottle in the lake and return it to the proper storage area when done. We use a laundry soap bottle, has a larger cap on it.

[KenzX]

TMI, Bubba, TMI

You know what they say, every thing is bigger in Texas! :lol: :lol:

[davemack]

Please don't tell anyone, I've done it on a few long trips.

My face looked like this :oops: so I had no choice but to do the deed in a pony bottle.

That was a long long time ago.



















































But I still can smell & see the stain. could you ask your wife if she knows how to remove the smell and stain?

Thanks in advance

Dave

[roughrider]

Would rather pee in a river, always curious to see how deep they are.
If Miss M is around you have to wade out till its over your belt.:dontknow: sb

[texrider]

I can't find bottles with openings big enough. :mrgreen:

Quit tryin' to use the straw.... :lol:

[whitetrash]

At my advanced age if I did that I would forget about it and take a drink out of the bottle.:mrgreen:--------Larry

[JP Huss]

Every time I go to a concert, sporting event, etc, I make sure I stop on the way there and get a 32 oz fountian drink. Being tied up in a parking garage, or trying to get out of the event sucks when you got to go! Works every time. :shock:

[Yoidaho]

At my advanced age if I did that I would forget about it and take a drink out of the bottle.:mrgreen:--------Larry

Now that's for sure big L...:lol:

the thingy with girls peeing in a bottle there needs to be attachments

http://www.framework.fi/6_2007/focus/tuominen.jpg

I figure if someone sees me wizzin on the side of the road
I'll never see again so I take best cover as possible to get er done. ~M

[smokey2255]

When I am road tripping in the cage by myself I will buy a 32 oz gatorade, dump the gatorade out at the store then carry it with me on the road. Always dispose of the emptied bottle in a trash can at the end of the trip. Word of caution to all, dumping the bottle at interstate speed apparently your arm creates a vortex drawing some of the dumped fluid to your arm and hand. Now I carry wet wipes too:oops:. I find wearing loose shorts helps facilitate the bottle peeing in that it is so much easier to hike a pantleg on the shorts than trying to work things through a fly:shock:

See you out there
Smokey

[Todd WA]

Its better than the towel heads pissing and sh$$$t through the floorboard of the semi tractors:mad:

If I didn't know better I would call bunk on this but.............I seen it for my self and better yet this towel head was driving an icream truck for kids.:?

Stopped on the side of the road and started pissing in the middle traffic. I sure wish I had a BB Gun......I would have shot that turtle neck off that sum-of-bitch. nojoke

[jbeambabie]

Tell her that women do it also. Don't take my word for it. Do a search for 2 girls 1 cup :yikes:. Have your puke bag close by if you do.

[76VTX]

Sorry Hick,
Been there done that. But peeing in a bottle all the time? No. I have a hole cut out in my seat for #1 and #2.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h9Xfgkw3Lq4/SPaB_4AXv2I/AAAAAAAAAJw/Njhr93qZtCQ/s400/toilet-seat-on-car.jpg

[GTvtx]

I have peed in a bottle on longer flights in small plane.

It takes longer to find an airport and get down from altitude than it does to pull to the shoulder of the road. And when over 50 yo, when u gotta go, u gotta go.

I don't fly gliders, but those guys stay up for 8 to 10 hours on a good gliding/lift day. They have cathaters to pee out of a tube.

GT

[dzuber76]

I can write my name in the snow, even left handed.
I once spelled out my girlfriend's name on a fence. I DO have a picture, but not at work. (Actually since she's an ex I may have deleted it, chit!)

As far as the OP...

Been caught in dead stop traffic on the longest bridge in the U.S. on the way to Mardi Gras after drinking "one for the road" and maybe one on the road (not driving). Filled up one of those big gatorade bottles, which are preferred because of their large openings. ;) 8)

[2002_1800C]

I've had to do it while flying a few times. It's a real chore trying to do it in turbulence!!:yikes:

[Thunder Road]

I heard this story at work years ago. I did not know this guy, but three work friends told the same story. Some how, I think is true.

He got a funnel and some plastic drain hose and drilled a hole in the floor board of his truck. He put it al together and no more restroom pull overs going down the road.

I swear, I not making this up!!!

[KD3NE]

I heard this story at work years ago. I did not know this guy, but three work friends told the same story. Some how, I think is true.

He got a funnel and some plastic drain hose and drilled a hole in the floor board of his truck. He put it al together and no more restroom pull overs going down the road.

I swear, I not making this up!!!

Hell, if pilots can piss in a tube and let it flow outside the plane ... why not?

The use an external catheter and it hooks up to a 'pilot relief tube'.

Come to think of it, I bet NASCAR drivers do the same sort of setup.


CYBRHICK -

You wanna tell you wife she is psycho, go ahead ..... but the reason would be for marrying you ..... not for the 'peeing in a cup' story!!! ;) :D :lol: :joke:

[Duug]

Related story; ( sort of ). One day I was riding in Ft. Lauderdale. The weather was dry but, road was kinda wet and funky. Soon after I noticed what seemed to be a smell of horse piss. After a mile or so I caught up with traffic. I look at the side of the trailer and it sez,..Broward County Women detention Portable Bathroom. :shock:

Lucky me, there was a DYI carwash nearby where I washed my bike and myself off.

[grundle]

Related story; ( sort of ). One day I was riding in Ft. Lauderdale. The weather was dry but, road was kinda wet and funky. Soon after I noticed what seemed to be a smell of horse piss. After a mile or so I caught up with traffic. I look at the side of the trailer and it sez,..Broward County Women detention Portable Bathroom. :shock:

Lucky me, there was a DYI carwash nearby where I washed my bike and myself off.

I hear people pay good money for that.

[cybrhick]

Tell her that women do it also. Don't take my word for it. Do a search for 2 girls 1 cup :yikes:. Have your puke bag close by if you do.

So you've been to the Dairy Queen too eh?

[cybrhick]

Hell, if pilots can piss in a tube and let it flow outside the plane ... why not?

The use an external catheter and it hooks up to a 'pilot relief tube'.

Come to think of it, I bet NASCAR drivers do the same sort of setup.


CYBRHICK -

You wanna tell you wife she is psycho, go ahead ..... but the reason would be for marrying you ..... not for the 'peeing in a cup' story!!! ;) :D :lol: :joke:

Well, she's definitely wacko for marrying me, but that's beside the point.


I'm not surprised by the "this one time at band camp" stories of folks who have done so in a pinch. But I am a bit shocked at those who carry out this strange ritual regularly, and confess to sleeping with their Gatoraid porta-johns. Man, and they call me a hick.

[VTX1300cnME]

Pissing on the side of the road, or in a parking lot is an entirely differnt deal. Hell, the whole world is a man's bathroom. But I most certainly do not bottle my piss. Never have, and probably never will. But again, she said "guys do it all the time", and from what I'm seeing, some guys do it ON OCCASION.



BTW, Duug, you didn't hand that bucket to the toll booth lady too did you.

Hick, you might want to consider it. Chuck Norris bottles his, we call it Red Bull.

I'm just saying, there could be money to make here. :dontknow:

:yikes: :barf:

[jethro69]

Now that's for sure big L...:lol:

the thingy with girls peeing in a bottle there needs to be attachments

http://www.framework.fi/6_2007/focus/tuominen.jpg

I figure if someone sees me wizzin on the side of the road
I'll never see again so I take best cover as possible to get er done. ~M

here ya go , http://www.shenis.com/

[cybrhick]

here ya go , http://www.shenis.com/

She would be from Texas.

OK, first, that's just sad. And secondly, that's for standing and peeing....yeah, right. OK.

[jethro69]

She would be from Texas.

OK, first, that's just sad. And secondly, that's for standing and peeing....yeah, right. OK.

Yeah I know it's for women , but I couldn't resist . I am a truck driver and I never pee in a bottle , ever .

[cybrhick]

Yeah I know it's for women , but I couldn't resist . I am a truck driver and I never pee in a bottle , ever .

I'm just saying that standing and peeing is a front for what she's really doing with it.

[jethro69]

I'm just saying that standing and peeing is a front for what she's really doing with it.

well we've all heard the saying " two birds with one stone " - no pun intended .

[KenzX]

I figure if someone sees me wizzin on the side of the road
I'll never see again so I take best cover as possible to get er done. ~M

Many years ago, my wife and I were traveling and she had the need to pee. Now, in West Texas, towns can be a looong ways apart...and she was needing to go real bad...so finally we came upon an abandoned gas station. The restrooms were locked (and probably not operational anyway) but there was an old trailer parked beside the building. I told her I would pull across the front of the trailer, making a screen from the highway, and she could squat in there. It is summer, so I stay in the car with the car running and the AC going.

Of course, no sooner than she started going, a BUS pulled in to the station...I guess they saw our car and thought it might be open. And of course, they pull over to the other end of the trailer, I guess thinking to use the restrooms. My wife is still going, and when she sees the bus, she starts duckwalking to the car, still going...leaving a little trail behind her...and of course I start laughing. I'm laughing so hard that my foot slips off the brake and the car starts rolling away. She starts kinda running in a squat to catch up, and I get the car stopped...she hauls up her pants and jumps in the car, and off we go. Saying I caught hell is a very minor understatement. She doesn't believe me to this day that I didn't do it on purpose.

[icopus]

I heard this story at work years ago. I did not know this guy, but three work friends told the same story. Some how, I think is true.

He got a funnel and some plastic drain hose and drilled a hole in the floor board of his truck. He put it al together and no more restroom pull overs going down the road.

I swear, I not making this up!!!Well, thanks for that! From now on, while out riding, I'm going to wonder if the occasional drops of water hitting me on a clear day is A/C condensation or that d@mn trucker ahead of me.

(sig line is pretty old now. no pun intended.)

[KD3NE]

Well, thanks for that! From now on, while out riding, I'm going to wonder if the occasional drops of water hitting me on a clear day is A/C condensation or that d@mn trucker ahead of me.

(sig line is pretty old now. no pun intended.)

Could just be that kid standing on the bridge you just rode under!!! :yikes: :lol:

[Rlee1031]

peeing in a bottles dont worry me its the ones that are doing it and saving them

[Duug]

Many years ago, my wife and I were traveling and she had the need to pee......< funny stuff>............ She doesn't believe me to this day that I didn't do it on purpose.

Thankfully it was awhile ago OR it'd made it's way to YouTube. :lol:


When living in Miami,...One night a group of 3 young wiminz were all squatted halfway up my darkened (100 ft) driveway. Drunk as skunks they were peeing their little hearts out. Our house was pretty much invisible in the dark and under lotza trees, so they didn't notice me walk to within 20 feet or so of'm. They did notice when I lit the area with a million candlepower Q-beam. After falling over eachother all the while screaming their heads off while trying to pull panties up,...all I could think to say was " Y'all come back anytime,...hear !!!"

[KenzX]

Thankfully it was awhile ago OR it'd made it's way to YouTube. :lol:




Oh believe me, I know better than to ever film my wife in an embarrassing position...she told me long ago that if I ever did, I'd better master the art of sleeping with one eye open. :shock:

[Duug]

Oh believe me, I know better than to ever film my wife in an embarrassing position...she told me long ago that if I ever did, I'd better master the art of sleeping with one eye open. :shock:

Not even thinking that YOU would do it. However with a busload of camera toting tourists.....it'd be posted before the bus arrived at it's destination.

[DRIGGS1800]

Well, thanks for that! From now on, while out riding, I'm going to wonder if the occasional drops of water hitting me on a clear day is A/C condensation or that d@mn trucker ahead of me.

(sig line is pretty old now. no pun intended.)
One of our drivers was riding his bike one night with some friends. They were coming up on a semi going down the road. All of a sudden it came up a quick shower. When they passed the truck they realised it was a cattle hauler. I told him, well it could have been a lot ****tier than that. :yikes: PS: truckers call them PISS BOMBS

[DRIGGS1800]

There is a fish resort around Crystal River, here in Florida, that has their restrooms labeled INBOARDS and OUTBOARDS.

[Yoidaho]

I tried to find the story that someone shared with me about crack heads selling their pizz because of the leftover contents that can be gleaned.
Seems like the story was in a southern newspaper.
A little more sterile than some of the other poisons used eh? ~M

[bottletop]

I have been driving a truck for over 30 years. Yes I do pee in bottles. I carry a gallon jug on long trips, but never through it out onto the hwy. There is always someplace to pour it out. Long time ago I cut grass for the state of La. and yes I had a few nasty golden showers. Truck drivers that do this are slobs.

[BULLDOG va x rider]

funny you ask this, and i thought u knew me better, i just did this today, lol seriously, sucks getting stuck in traffic with no place to go....grab a bottle and be relieved

[explorer5150]

I drive a school bus and have a fairly long, rual route. One day, one of the girls that live at the end of the route ask if she could use the "outdoor facilities" (a.k.a. the woods) about 15 minutes into the route. I didn't believe she was that serious so I kinda laughed it off. Later, a DP bottle went in the trash can with an off colored liquid in it. I figure they are just messin with me so I let that go to. Next day, middle school principal tells me he got calls about it from parents who didn't think it apropriate for kids to be exposed to this. I still can't figure how a girl on rough country roads with a small mouth 20 oz. DP bottle could hit the hole. She said a friend covered her with a jacket. Bus driving, not just a job, it's an adventure.

[House O' Pain]

Long story, but my wife and I got onto the subject of going to the bathroom.


This statistical fact finding and social study of male verses female behaviorism stuff is just way over my head. :roll:


I tried to figure if I should comment on my attitudes of general social bathroom etiquette, or rather just relate my personal experiences, but I just gave up, unable to fathom what complex and/or noble thesis your wife was attempting to establish argument for. :dontknow:

I wanna help out here, but to a simple fellow like me it come out sounding like you're asking if I pee in a jar! :yikes: HA! :oops:


You two really have some intellectual discussions on a scale higher than simple folk like me can unnerstand. It's all my simple mind can muster just to comprehend fuzzy logic and string theory as they relate to feline toys so good luck with your study. :thumbup:


NEVERMIND!








:joke:



PS: When we was kids my little brother used to pee in light sockets 'cuz he thought the 'fizzy' sound it made was funny---until one blew up on his pisser (True story). nojoke

[CandleStick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz43yJU0ZUo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egShYttJU3c&NR=1

Right On! If you're talking pizz jugs you got to have the Trailer Park Boys. Somebody start a Trailer Park Boys thread. Our friends in the Great White North should have a lot of input. Funniest show on TV