Woot!
09-07-2004, 11:32 AM
And I abused myself! I talked her into going for a trail ride with the dogs. We got a mile into it and stopped at the pontoon bridge to let the dogs swim. When I got off the bike the wife starts laughing. I look over at the bike, laying on the ground and there's a mashed pile of ...something... on the seat. So I figure I've just been sitting in vomit, but noooo, its something else. Wife just keeps laughing.
I wash off the bike seat then drop my shorts to assess the damage. Yup, looks like I pooped my pants! So I take the pants off and dunk them in the lake. Wifey is almost on the ground laughing so hard, and keeps saying "Someone is coming!". I'm standing there in my whitey-tighteys, just fuming!
How did this happen? My bike is stored 8 feet above the floor. I loaded and unloaded the bike and didn't see anything. I rode it a mile and didn't notice anything.
On the car ride home, wife says "you stink". So many levels to that statement. Dogs were even staying away from me. At least I amused the wife! Had to clean the car seat later....joy!
Hope your weekend was a good one!
Poot!
I wash off the bike seat then drop my shorts to assess the damage. Yup, looks like I pooped my pants! So I take the pants off and dunk them in the lake. Wifey is almost on the ground laughing so hard, and keeps saying "Someone is coming!". I'm standing there in my whitey-tighteys, just fuming!
How did this happen? My bike is stored 8 feet above the floor. I loaded and unloaded the bike and didn't see anything. I rode it a mile and didn't notice anything.
On the car ride home, wife says "you stink". So many levels to that statement. Dogs were even staying away from me. At least I amused the wife! Had to clean the car seat later....joy!
Hope your weekend was a good one!
Poot!