Hello from Arkansas...

[VTXtremist]

...it's 69 degrees and we're riding 300 miles tomorrow. :D Wish you were here! 8) :pepper1:

[WOLFSBURG28]

Hey there, it's a balmy -12 today but the sun is shining.

[VTXBear]

I have nothing to come back with but this. :roll:

Official Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above

New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.

People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Minnesota sunbathe.

40 above

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above

Distilled water freezes.

Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.

People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt

15 above

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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People in Miami all die...

Minnesotans lick the flagpole.

20 Below

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

40 below

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

60 below

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it

gets cold enough.

80 below

Mount St. Helens freezes.

People in Minnesota rent some videos.

100 below

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg

297 below

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People

in Minnesota start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below

Hell freezes over.

The Vikings win the Super Bowl!

[biker.chef]

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[Xpatch]

The Vikings win the Super Bowl!

So you're tellin' me there's a chance.