Here's a joke....I think

[Mountain Flier]

A man came home from work (riding his VTX), sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You ba@#ard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat a$$ down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
and iron all day long??"

The husband sighed. "Oh sh%&, it's started....

[doc_cj]

Okay ... you started it now ... if we're going to be telling wife jokes then here's one ...

A guy rides his VTX home (hmm ... should all of our jokes start out this way?) after a hard day's work. As he rides he's thinking about how things shoudl change at his house. He pulls in the driveway, dismounts, walks into the house, slams down his helmet and yells, "Woman ... things are going to change!"

The wife comes from a back room, and as she sees him she knows he's angry. "What is it?" She asks.

"When I get home I want things to be different." He barks. "From now on when I get home I want a cold drink waiting on me." He pauses. "And I want dinner on the table when I'm ready." She doesn't say anything. "And then I want you to rub my back, massage my temples, and run me a hot bath."

She stands firm, not speaking, and he continues.

"And when I'm done with my bath do you know who's going to brush my hair for me?"

She crosses her arms and says, "Probably the undertaker."

[ILuv_UMan]

Was at a motorcycle Rally in Idaho. Saw this biker chick with the following saying on the back of her t-shirt.

Good Girls Go To Heaven
Bad Girls Go Everywhere

For some reason, I still remember that girl :)

A motorcycle saying we use to have regarding women in my motocross/single days was,

If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her. :shock: