grandpa J
02-25-2004, 08:30 PM
Be careful of what you wish for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll
have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.
What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will
any of this week 'count,' St. Peter?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep
track of what you're doing." St Peter replied.
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to
be a stud."
"So be it" says St.Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.
Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere
over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to
be more difficult."
"Why is that?" ask the Lord.
St Peter replies "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Wisconsin.
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll
have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.
What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will
any of this week 'count,' St. Peter?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep
track of what you're doing." St Peter replied.
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to
be a stud."
"So be it" says St.Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.
Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere
over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to
be more difficult."
"Why is that?" ask the Lord.
St Peter replies "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Wisconsin.