boothtech
09-05-2005, 08:58 PM
There is a new virus circulating. It is called "WORK." If you
> receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else,
do
> not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your
> private life completely.
> If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
> friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks
immediately
> and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
> deleted from your brain.
>
> If you don't drink, check out the Dairy Queen Hot Fudge Brownie
Supreme.
> Chocolate is a good substitute.
>
> Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
> Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means this
virus
> already infects you and WORK already controls your life. If this
is
> the case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least
five
> friends.
>
> I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I'm
> headed for the bar anyway ... it never hurts to be safe.
Meet you at the bar :!: :!:
B.
> receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else,
do
> not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your
> private life completely.
> If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
> friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks
immediately
> and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
> deleted from your brain.
>
> If you don't drink, check out the Dairy Queen Hot Fudge Brownie
Supreme.
> Chocolate is a good substitute.
>
> Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
> Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means this
virus
> already infects you and WORK already controls your life. If this
is
> the case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least
five
> friends.
>
> I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I'm
> headed for the bar anyway ... it never hurts to be safe.
Meet you at the bar :!: :!:
B.