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andyinc
03-24-2004, 03:59 PM
Sorry if you've seen this before, I thought it was kinda funny...
1.They're afraid it will invalidate their factory warranty.
2.Leather and studs make it too hard to raise their arm.
3.They refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
4.They won't let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
5.The rushing wind could blow the scabs off their new tattoos.
6.They're angry over the second mortgage needed to pay for the new Harley.
7.They just discovered the fine print in their owner's manual revealing that The Motor Company is partially owned by rice-burner manufacturers.
8.They can't tell if other riders are actually waving or just reaching up to cover their ears, like everyone else.
9.If they wave back, they risk being impaled on their spiked helmet.
10.They're upset that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a bike that's as fast and comfortable as a VTX.
oregonvtx82
03-24-2004, 06:06 PM
who really gives a **** what harley drivers dont wave, **** em.
oregonvtx82
03-24-2004, 06:07 PM
who really gives a **** why harley drivers dont wave, **** em.
BlackJack21
03-25-2004, 12:45 AM
BIG JOHN YOU BETTER CARE WHAT THEM HARLEY RIDERS THINK,CAUSE YOU ARE WORKING WITH ABOUT 5 OF THEM AND THEY WILL BE CUFFIN AND STUFFIN YOU, BAD BOY WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU...........WARDEN
Pinefang
03-26-2004, 07:06 PM
Not sure of the real reason but thought maybe we should form a committee and go over to Brother Speeds, show them thier due respect and ask them why. Or maybe just not give a Rats A$$ why they don't wave.
sundance
03-29-2004, 08:58 PM
You know, we have this truck driver like that. I guess he was one of the guys that everyone picked on in school because he's allways pouty, never smiles, and will never return a wave, trying desperatly to act tough all the time. Well, I give all the people I work with a big howdy wave in the morning and noticed that this lad just kind of looked at me and never would wave. So the next morning, instead of a big howdy wave, I gave him a big howdy flipoff instead then walked right next to him to see if he would like to offer some commentary. He said, " Whats the idea of flipping me the bird?" I told him that since he was frightened by my wave so bad that he couldn't wave back I'd try to find something that he would respond to. He waves now. Go home, tell your children not to bully the other kids in school because it eventually leads to an adult that acts pouty, will never return a wave, and desperatly trys to act tough all the time. Sundance :x
manwhorides
03-30-2004, 12:21 AM
You know, we have this truck driver like that. I guess he was one of the guys that everyone picked on in school because he's allways pouty, never smiles, and will never return a wave, trying desperatly to act tough all the time. Well, I give all the people I work with a big howdy wave in the morning and noticed that this lad just kind of looked at me and never would wave. So the next morning, instead of a big howdy wave, I gave him a big howdy flipoff instead then walked right next to him to see if he would like to offer some commentary. He said, " Whats the idea of flipping me the bird?" I told him that since he was frightened by my wave so bad that he couldn't wave back I'd try to find something that he would respond to. He waves now. Go home, tell your children not to bully the other kids in school because it eventually leads to an adult that acts pouty, will never return a wave, and desperatly trys to act tough all the time. Sundance :x
Words of wisdom and a true statement Sundance. Bullys SUCK
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