Savage
04-02-2004, 02:03 AM
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you instantly become an expert on
everything known to mankind. You know you know
everything and want to pass on your knowledge to
anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always
RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is
very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument
when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING
person in the entire bar and that people fancy you.
You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy
you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that
you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person
about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person
in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an armored truck full of money parked
behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally
you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you
bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for
everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST
LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and
everyone especially those with whom you have been
betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt
you. At this point you can also go up to the partners
of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle
of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this
battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell,
you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point
you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.
You dance on a table to impress the people who you
fancy because the rest of the people in the room
cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person
who wants to fight you. You can walk through the
street singing at the top of your lungs because no one
can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you
know all the words....
:twisted:
This is when you instantly become an expert on
everything known to mankind. You know you know
everything and want to pass on your knowledge to
anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always
RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is
very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument
when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING
person in the entire bar and that people fancy you.
You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy
you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that
you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person
about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person
in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar
because you have an armored truck full of money parked
behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally
you win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you
bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for
everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST
LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and
everyone especially those with whom you have been
betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt
you. At this point you can also go up to the partners
of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle
of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this
battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell,
you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point
you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.
You dance on a table to impress the people who you
fancy because the rest of the people in the room
cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person
who wants to fight you. You can walk through the
street singing at the top of your lungs because no one
can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you
know all the words....
:twisted: