fordman
03-28-2006, 12:32 PM
This borad is dead let's wake up Iowa I'll start us off I'll make a bet with ya
If a pig can drink a quart of buttermilk can run a mile before he farts the faster he runs the ferther he gets so how fare can he run before he sh#ts? in order for you to win this bet I must take you to the place the fart was let the farmer seen the pig run past with buttermilk squriting from his ass it was so funny he had to laugh way the pig run nerly a mile and a half but now if the pig is wise and can control his gas can run a mile with a puckerd ass seems to me if he keeps his wits he can run five miles before he sh#ts.
Try and repeat this when your drunk
If a pig can drink a quart of buttermilk can run a mile before he farts the faster he runs the ferther he gets so how fare can he run before he sh#ts? in order for you to win this bet I must take you to the place the fart was let the farmer seen the pig run past with buttermilk squriting from his ass it was so funny he had to laugh way the pig run nerly a mile and a half but now if the pig is wise and can control his gas can run a mile with a puckerd ass seems to me if he keeps his wits he can run five miles before he sh#ts.
Try and repeat this when your drunk