Did you hear the one about

[BADography]

the priest who died and went to heaven? He got to the pearly gates and St. Peter asked him what he would like to see while he was in heaven. It was heavens way of thanking the priest for believing and all of his years of service.

The priest said he would like to see the original version of the bible. So St. Peter handed him the bible and put him in a room to read. A few minutes later St. Peter heard the priest yell, omg, it said "celebrate."

[ChipHead]

Ha! Good one.

[budley3]

With all the begetting and begatting where did the idea of celibacy come from anyway?

[BADography]

With all the begetting and begatting where did the idea of celibacy come from anyway?

A friend (female) asked me last night where the idea of monogamy came from? All I said was it had to be a woman's idea.