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    A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.

    Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required


    to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
    Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

    On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
    students in the school.
    The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
    Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline
    in the classroom.

    Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
    window wide and sat down at his desk.

    When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled
    the tie to his chest.
    Dead silence.


    The rest of the year went very smoothly.








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