Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hearts in Newhall, Ca, Butt's in Wichita, KS
Bloke I work with just sent this round:
So here's a joke my 15 year old daughter told me last night
on the way to music lesson. Damn near crashed the car, I can tell you.
Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and acid rain?
A: Nothing. They both f**k up trees.
“...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.”
― Theodore Roosevelt