Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hearts in Newhall, Ca, Butt's in Wichita, KS
not quite a joke, but this made me laugh until I cried .....
Someone recently was swapping driving test stories....
Thats not as funny as the one I heard who done their motor bike test, and to simulate the emergency stop the instructor asks you to drive around the block then he 'jumps' out at you from behind some cars.... only the damn fool instructor jumped out in front of someone else... who proceeded to get off his bike and hit him... :ryan: much to the amusement of the person taking the test.... who by this time was just coming around the corner......
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― Theodore Roosevelt