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post #6 of (permalink) Old 10-10-2010, 09:33 PM
Joe T
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Gotta love the Irish:

Sorry, bit long but this one turned up in my email today....and made me LOL
(...and hey lets not go off on the racist thing again!.....it's a joke!!)

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and
says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the
bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as
Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his
head and says.....
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.
Theodore Roosevelt
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