Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hearts in Newhall, Ca, Butt's in Wichita, KS
Accountants and constipation
Did you hear the joke about the constipated accountant?
He worked it out with a pencil.
With apologies to all accountants.
And those with constipation.
“...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.”
― Theodore Roosevelt