[QUOTE=jbrittjr;4446609]Bubba went to A & M on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student. At graduation day, Bubba didn’t have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, “Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I’ll give you your diploma.” Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. “Bubba,” he said, “How much is three times seven?”
Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, “Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!”
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, “I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one.”
A hush fell over the auditorium and the A & M students began another chant. “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”
After Bubba did graduate, he joined the Army. As they were passing out rifles, that ran out when they got to him. Bubba said "What am I supposed to do?". The Sgt. said "Hold up your arms, like you're holding the rifle and say BANGY-BANGY". Bubba said OK. The same thing happened with the bayonets. The Sgt said "Thrust your arms forward and say - STABBY-STABBY. Bubba said "Got it, Sarge".
Bubba's squad was deployed. They were in battle. Bubba saw a sniper in the tree, held up his arms and yelled Bangy-Bangy. No one could believe when the sniper fell out of the tree, dead. One of the enemy crept into their foxhole. Bubba turned and thrusts his arms out and said Stabby-Stabby, and the soldier fell over dead!!! Everyone was amazed. The Sgt. said he needed someone to scout up over the next hill. Bubba volunteers. Shortly after he disappears over the rise, they hear Bangy-Bangy, Stabby-Stabby, Bangy-Bangy,,,, AAAHHHHHH. They run up over the rise, and Bubba is laid out in a ditch, wounded, bleeding, and just about dead. The Sgt. sees the enemy walking down the ditch and raises his rifle to shoot. He stops when he hears the guy mumbling and saying something, so he runs after him to see what he is saying. As he approaches, the soldier has his elbows bent, and his fists tight in front of him, walking down the ditch saying - TANKY-TANKY.........
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