I'll start the day by sleeping in. belching, scratching my a$$, wandering about the house making undecernable grunting sounds, and finally having a big bowl of coco pebbles. After that , I will grab some clothes from the dirty pile, give em a sniff to see how ripe they are, find the least ripe ones, scratch my a$$ again, get dressed, go outside and walk the dog, kick some dog poo put of my way (hopefully before I step in it) , scratch my a$$, go inside, belch some more, have a coffee, and then ask the wife what am I going to be doing today.. but then again thats every saturday. I'll think i'll scratch my a$$ one extra time for luck!!!