Going to France to see "Tony Parker, San Antonio Spur" and the "Desperate Housewife, Eva Longoria" get married. Or better yet, to stop the wedding when they ask if anybody has any reason why they shouldnt get married!!!
I'll start the day by sleeping in. belching, scratching my a$$, wandering about the house making undecernable grunting sounds, and finally having a big bowl of coco pebbles. After that , I will grab some clothes from the dirty pile, give em a sniff to see how ripe they are, find the least ripe ones, scratch my a$$ again, get dressed, go outside and walk the dog, kick some dog poo put of my way (hopefully before I step in it) , scratch my a$$, go inside, belch some more, have a coffee, and then ask the wife what am I going to be doing today.. but then again thats every saturday. I'll think i'll scratch my a$$ one extra time for luck!!!