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Mississippi Blond













Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive & well endowed
blonde woman from Mississippi arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000)
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come
on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and
squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers...and then
picked up her winnings, and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were
watching.'

Moral of the story:
(1) Not all Southerners are stupid.
(2) Not all blondes are dumb.
(3) But all men... are men
 
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