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The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what teal is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask "What is wrong?" and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.......Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, motorcycles or hunting.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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I'll send you the instructions for the removal of :

1) passenger backrest :)

1)passenger seat :)

1)passenger floorboards :)


and the installation instructions for

1) solo seat :)

1) solo sock adjustment :)

1) solo tire pressure settings :)


Respectfully,


David
 

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David:

Thanks anyway. My wife has a good sense of humor and understands that "Mars/Venus" relationship. :)
 

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I will have to print that out and hang it so my mom and dad can read it.
 

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2FS4LV said:
That is soooo true on so many levels!! :lol:
EXACTLY and simple really, but do you think they can get their heads around it. :? :? :? :)
 

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Just emailed that to my wife....

Wonder where I'm sleeping tonight?
 

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"My wife has a good sense of humor and understands that "Mars/Venus" relationship"

- Ah! Blasphemer!
 
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