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2009 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . .

Your contract of friendship has been

renewed for the New Year 2009!

It was a very hard decision to make.

So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009

May peace break into your house

and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a

magnet for $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline

and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like

smoking tires and may happiness slap

you across the ass/ sorry face and may

your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your

home address!

In simple words . . .

May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYBODY.:thumbup:

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