My BFF, my dentist, is gonna piss himself over this one! :thumbup:**WARNING**
This is a horrible, horrible joke.
Probably racist. Possibly misogynistic. Clearly corny, stupid and not at all funny.
Under no circumstance should you read any further.
People with sense or good taste will obviously turn back now. :yikes:
With that obligatory caution out of the way, I give you today's most terrible joke (sent to me from my sister):
A man has an unusual flatulence problem...
Every time he farts, it makes the noise "HONDA HONDA HONDA". So he goes to his doctor, describes his issue, and the doctor says, "I can't say I've ever heard of a problem like this before, but I do know this Chinese doctor who deals with these sorts of issues. I'll give you a referral."
So the man goes to the Chinese doctor and explains his strange flatulence noise ("HONDA HONDA HONDA..."). The Chinese doctor says, "You have abscess in back tooth. You go see dentist. Have tooth fixed, problem go away."
The guy was skeptical, but was willing to try anything, so he goes to his dentist for a checkup. Sure enough, there is an abscess on his back molar. The dentist fixes it, and wouldn't you know it, the next time the man farts, it makes a normal farting noise. He's thrilled!
He is also curious. He had to go back to the Chinese doctor to find out how this is possible. So he makes an appointment to see him, and thanks him for curing him. He asks, "How in the world did you know that a problem with my tooth would cure my unusual flatulence problem??"
The Chinese doctor quickly replies, "Ahhh. Ancient Chinese proverb: Abscess makes the fart go "honda".
Hey, don't blame me. I tried to warn you. :grin2: