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When I think back on all the crap I get from Harleys

It's a wonder I can think at all.

I know their lack of education doesn't hurt them none,

They don't wear their helmets when they fall.

Plastichro-o-ome, you go with the nice bright colors,

Especially the Candy Red in summer,

Give us those nice. long rides on a sunny day, oh yeah.

I got a nice VTX,

Riding it is almost like sex,

Mama don't take my Plastichrome away.
 

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Alright how many of you were trying to sing that besides me? :roll:
 

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Same here.
 

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Got me! :oops:
 

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:shock: :shock: :shock:
 

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Got me. I can't believe it. :oops:
 

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Rubicon said:
Alright how many of you were trying to sing that besides me? :roll:
Me too 8)
 
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Momma don't take my plastichrome...Momma don't take my plastichrome...Momma don't take my plastichrome awaaaaaaay! 8)
 

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I'm not saying I like Plastichrome. I'm not saying I hate it. These lyrics just popped into my head while taking a shower the other morning.

Actually, I love my X and plastichrome is part of my X. So I guess I am learning to like it. Like my wife's legs. I used to tease her that she had the world's ugliest legs. But in the 23 years we've been married, I've seen a couple pair uglier. Anyway, her legs are part of her, so I've learned to love them too.

So there you have it. Plastichrome is like ugly legs. You may not have asked for it, but you got it, and the total "it" package is schweet! (Royalties paid to the Greaseman 1-866-sch-weet).

By the way, for anyone who wants to know why I love a woman with ugly legs, guess who pays for my X each month. Payroll deduction from HER check. God I love that woman. Even her legs.
 

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Rubicon said:
Alright how many of you were trying to sing that besides me? :roll:
I decline to answer as that arrangement was impossible...
 
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