Today me and a couple of buddies rode about 300 miles. Just got started good was going about 65 on a 4 lane road feet up on the hiway pegs 80 degrees, LIFE IS GOOD. All of a sudden I feel a stinging pain in my groin area really close to the jewels. I wiggled around thinking something in my pocket was poking me. Wrong. Another sharp pain closer to my butt cheeks. I finally got the hint, some kind of critter is in my pants biting or stinging me. Now i really started wiggiling around and it nailed me again. I was in front and gave my buddies every known one handed signal for distress. Finally got off to the side of the road and jumped off my bike and shucked my jeans to my knees to try and find what was causing my pain. Could not find the bug, but needles to say my riding buddies were about rolling on the ground laughing at me. I must admit me standing at the side of a 4 lane road with my pants at my knees with me swatting around in them must have been pretty funny. Sometimes when my feet are up on the pegs my jeans balloon out from the air blowing on them and I must have sucked a bug of somekind up my pantsleg. True story, be careful out there guys.