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A man came home from a long motorcycle ride, sat down in his favorite recliner, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start soon." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him the beer anyway. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, one more beer before it starts -- and hurry!" Finally, the wife blew her top. "That's it! You waltz in here after doing nothing but riding all day long, flop your fat, lazy ass in that chair without so much as a hello and then expect me to run back and forth to the refigerator all night long like your damn maid? Don't you realize that while you were out having a good time, I was stuck here cooking and cleaning and ironing and keeping an eye on the kids? Dammit, I just don't understand how a person can be so selfish!" The husband just rolled his eyes and sighed. "Oh, ***t. It's started."

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Like that one! :D
 

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