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I found this on cruisercustomizing.com. I hope they don't mind me posting it here.
You might be a biker if...
...You carry around a crushed beer can so your kickstand does not sink into the asphalt on a hot day...
...Your bike is cleaner than you are.
...You've forgotten the names of half your old girl friends but can remember each model ever made by your favorite brand.
...You refer to your hair-do as "helmet hair".
...You first memorized the alphabet from the letter "F" because that's where the names of most Harleys start.
...You believe that Arlen Ness has been canonized by the Pope.
...You have taken a vow not to use deodorant until they make a deodorant for motorcycles.
...You believe that the human body is kept alive by 32psi pf air pressure.
...You measure your age in tread wear.
...You've finally become OK with the Harley Edition Ford truck, but when it comes to a Ford edition Harley, No Way!
...You believe that the first car was created by Carl Benz when he nailed two BMW motorcycles together
...You know the different bug species by how they taste.
...Your bike is a mixture of every color you hated in high school.
...You can understand the purpose of spending $25,000 for a piece of two-wheeled rolling art, but think art collectors who collect paintings that just hang there are crazy.
You might be a biker if...
...You carry around a crushed beer can so your kickstand does not sink into the asphalt on a hot day...
...Your bike is cleaner than you are.
...You've forgotten the names of half your old girl friends but can remember each model ever made by your favorite brand.
...You refer to your hair-do as "helmet hair".
...You first memorized the alphabet from the letter "F" because that's where the names of most Harleys start.
...You believe that Arlen Ness has been canonized by the Pope.
...You have taken a vow not to use deodorant until they make a deodorant for motorcycles.
...You believe that the human body is kept alive by 32psi pf air pressure.
...You measure your age in tread wear.
...You've finally become OK with the Harley Edition Ford truck, but when it comes to a Ford edition Harley, No Way!
...You believe that the first car was created by Carl Benz when he nailed two BMW motorcycles together
...You know the different bug species by how they taste.
...Your bike is a mixture of every color you hated in high school.
...You can understand the purpose of spending $25,000 for a piece of two-wheeled rolling art, but think art collectors who collect paintings that just hang there are crazy.
