[mick114]

Never go shopping at Wal-Mart on a VTX, you'll find ways to bring everything home. I was going just to get eggs, milk, sausage and bagels-I did remember those items! I ended up with ANOTHER toolbox-to hold all of my stuff I was buying of course, a DVD, Water slide, garden hose, spray nozzle, tarp, bungees-to hold it all down, and some other odds and ends that I don't need but bought anyhow. Jess didn't tell me we needed dog food or I'd have brought that home too.....had enough room and bungees.........and I took these with my phone today in the parking lot to prove I could carry that and more. I had a few people make some comments as they saw me packin' this stuff on the bike..........I posted this on the general board too :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tros66]

And Jess walked home or you went back to get her???? :crew:

 

[bobo116]

Now that's funny... I care who you are...


Git-R-Done...

 

[mick114]

She was home.....in the kitchen or doing laundry :lol: :lol:

 

[Herbie]

Is the dog in the toolbox? ... or did you tie him to the backrest and take him for a little drag ???












... here's you sign ..... :wink:

 

[DallasTE]

damb Mick, wheres the kitchen sink?.........Dallas

 

[mick114]

Had I put the bag of dog food on, I could have leaned back against it, next time I'm bringing ratchet straps when I impulsively buy that LCD TV.

 

[vtx whit]

packing

Now here folks is a man that can go away for a month and pack everything he needs in a ziplock. Nice pack job, are you going to hold classes, so we can pack like that? :lol:

 

[louie]

That Definitely qualifies you as a potential member of the Red Neck Yacht Club

 

[Herbie]

... if you met your wife at a family reunion ...
..... if your porch callapses and kills more than 4 dogs ...
... if you refer to sixth grade as ' my Senior year' ...


You might be a red-neck......

 

[bobo116]

If a beaver bit your nipple off...

If you mow your lawn and find a car....

If your Mother is your sister...

If you put your truck in Reverse and back up and stop really fast to unload the back...


You might be a *******....

 

[Russ Ithaca VTX]

. . . if a new burning barrel is on your Christmas list.

 

[mick114]

if your daughter says, "Dad, get off me, you're crushin' my Marlboros."

 

[bobo116]

******* Words:

Sensuous:

Sensuous up, grab me a beer...

 

[mick114]

Witya Ditya

Y'all didn't bring your lunch witya ditya?

 

[bobo116]

You might be a red neck if you keep telling OLD ******* jokes on the internet with your Windows 3.1 Computer.

 

[HOOKY]

If ya died and left all your money to your widow, but not till she turns 14...

Then you're a ******* !!! :lol:

 

[brewski]

If your shoe size matches the number of teeth you have...

you might be a *******

 

[bobo116]

If you fart in the bath tub, and call it a Jacuzzi.....

You might be a *******...


Hell, If you still take Baths..... You might be a *******....

 

[1badassX]

:lol: :lol: :lol: HAAAAAA!!!! those are good... still laughing!!!